PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give Your Baby a Small Penis

PETA is like the most boring drunk person at a barbeque. PETA will lean towards you and whisper in your ear, "Hey... did you know... that vegetables make you good at sex? Like, dangerously good." and then roll into a ditch to play with pine cones. 15 minutes later, forgetting that it had already heckled and upset… » 9/03/13 10:40am 9/03/13 10:40am

Hooters Waitress Says She Was Forced Out Because of Her 'Unattractive'…

Sandra Lupo, a 27-year-old Hooters waitress putting herself through nursing school, took a leave during the summer of 2012 to have a mass removed from her brain. When she returned to Hooters a few weeks later, she looked different—her head had been shaved and she had a prominent cranial scar. Lupo's direct manager,… » 4/09/13 3:47pm 4/09/13 3:47pm

Remember Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old who stole his grandma's car for a joyride because he wanted to "do hood rat stuff"? Well, he's in trouble with the po po again, this time for beating up his grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, his guardian, after she refused to buy him chicken wings. The two were at a local… » 5/21/08 1:40pm 5/21/08 1:40pm

Waitressing At Hooters Is Apparently A Young Woman's Dream Job

While watching MTV this weekend (Top Model marathon), I noticed this commercial for Hooters. It's a straight-up recruitment ad for waitresses, targeting MTV's young, impressionable demographic, most of whom measure success in terms of fame rather than accomplishments, thanks largely to shows like The Hills, and role… » 5/05/08 4:20pm 5/05/08 4:20pm