Chicken Nuggets Are Half Meat, Half Nerves, Bones, and Blood Vessels

Unless you're like 10,000 years into some sort of hardcore Rip Van Winkle situation, you've GOT to be aware of the fact, by now, that your food is fucking gross. There is simply no way to keep bugs and feces and gasoline and donkey-skin and ghosts out of the stuff we eat, so if you want to have a shred of a chance at… » 10/07/13 12:30pm 10/07/13 12:30pm