Thanks to the furlough, all routine inspections of domestic food production (except for meat and poultry products) have stopped — and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which is operating with a skeleton staff, was ill-equipped to deal with a recent salmonella outbreak that made hundreds of people sick in… » 10/10/13 11:50am 10/10/13 11:50am

Now that politicians have solved all of the problems, it's lovely to see them getting down to the really important stuff — petty, childish gestures in support of a dying ideology. Come, little ducklings. Let's meet Republican Colorado Congressman-cum-professional-racist Lori Saine. » 9/05/13 4:50pm 9/05/13 4:50pm

If goats screaming over pop songs is The Godfather and seals yelling like humans is The Godfather 2, then this is Goodfellas: derivative, tongue-in-cheek, certainly a RIFF on the original theme, but with a charm all its own. [Tastefully Offensive]
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Okay, I know it's like the most obvious uptight-feminist cliche ever, but god, I hate Hooters. I fucking hate Hooters so much. Mainly because I like to eat things that actually taste good, and also because I dislike being reminded that a lot of people's ideal woman is a pliant sex mannequin who delivers fried foods.… » 8/10/12 6:00pm 8/10/12 6:00pm

Suffer from bladder infections that never seem to go away? Well, here's some disgusting news for you: Medical researchers have linked these perpetual and painful infections back to an antibiotic-resistant superbug found in grocery store meat, particularly chicken, that is being transferred to people in the form of… » 7/11/12 12:30pm 7/11/12 12:30pm

All this time, you thought the painful curse of a urinary tract infection was simply your body punishing you for having too much of that slutty sex the Republicans keep talking about. Well, guess what? It might actually be the chicken you're eating that's really to blame. The CDC has found that most of the UTIs in the… » 3/19/12 9:30am 3/19/12 9:30am

Can you spot the clever chick? It apparently escaped from its confines, and its owner feared the cat had eaten it—until he saw that the chick had, in fact, managed to make itself one with the cat. For his part, the gentle kitty seems quite content to let this strange little beast hang out on its leg. Perhaps this is… » 2/19/12 8:45pm 2/19/12 8:45pm

"The enormity of their flat brain, the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming." » 2/08/12 3:40pm 2/08/12 3:40pm

Bad news about America's favorite breakfast sandwich: The eggs in your Egg McMuffin could be a threat to your health. After some urging from the government, McDonalds has cut ties with Sparboe Farms, one of its major egg suppliers, because the conditions in the farm were so horrific they could no longer guarantee the… » 11/18/11 4:40pm 11/18/11 4:40pm

There's an ad for Shake-N-Bake, a product owned by Kraft Foods, in the lobby of Kraft's Chicago-area headquarters. The ad is on a mirror, and the copy reads: "You look smashing. But your chicken breasts could use a lift." Hilarious? » 12/14/09 2:40pm 12/14/09 2:40pm

Yes, obviously it's awesome in the usual Walken ways. But the best part? The man knows his way around a kitchen! Get him a cooking show! (Also, a lifestyle newsletter.) Okay, maybe we'd have added some salt. [BuzzFeed via YouTube] » 9/21/09 5:40pm 9/21/09 5:40pm

Last week in Temecula, California, workers at McDonald's successfully captured a chicken that had been giving patrons the evil eye as they tried to order nuggets. Workers lured the bird with bits of bun from atop the drive-through window box and sent it to live out its days with other chickens. I, Megan, have… » 6/09/08 12:45pm 6/09/08 12:45pm