Malia Obama, Rap Tastemaker, Might Attend College in New York City

Malia Obama, known 90s rap enthusiast and Joey Badass fan, is looking at universities this week—and cool New Yorkers who work very hard at being cool and calm are losing their shit because she's undergraduate shopping in the Big Apple. » 2/06/15 8:10pm 2/06/15 8:10pm

Bristol Palin Makes An Excellent Point: 'It Wasn't Chelsea Clinton'

Recently, I compared the memoirs of Bristol Palin and Malala Yousafzai on this site and many commenters claimed it was an unfair matchup. They said every young women would fail in comparison to the 17-year old Nobel Peace Prize winner (true) and that Bristol never held herself up for such scrutiny (debatable). » 10/28/14 2:30pm 10/28/14 2:30pm

Politico Has Figured Out the Newest Clinton's Astrological Future

Since Susan Miller is busy, Politico has taken it upon themselves to become THE resource on all things astrology, and they've started with the birth of latest child in the Clinton alliterative dynasty, Charlotte. » 9/29/14 10:40am 9/29/14 10:40am

​Chelsea Clinton Gives Birth to a Baby Girl

Early this morning, Chelsea Clinton announced that she and husband Marc Mezvinsky welcomed a baby girl last night! Welcome Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky! » 9/27/14 11:45am 9/27/14 11:45am

Chelsea Clinton is leaving her job at NBC, as she explains, "to continue focusing on my work at the Clinton Foundation and as Marc and I look forward to welcoming our first child." Chelsea originally earned a reported salary of $600,000 a year and mostly did "feel-good" stories about feel-good people. » 8/29/14 11:21am 8/29/14 11:21am

Sarah Palin: Hillary Clinton Should 'Open Her Eyes' About Abortion

Sarah Palin thinks that now that Chelsea Clinton is pregnant, her mom Hillary might change her stance on abortion. Sarah Palin is doing her thinking these days on Extra. » 5/07/14 11:20am 5/07/14 11:20am

Meet the Press Ponders Whether a Grandma Can Run for President

On yesterday's special Easter 420 edition of Meet the Press, host David Gregory continued to harp on the bored pundit nonquestion of whether or not the birth of Hillary Clinton's grandchild will impact her decision to run or not run for President in 2016. Unfortunately, no one had the stones to respond, "I don't know,… » 4/21/14 12:20pm 4/21/14 12:20pm

People Are Seriously Asking If Hillary Can Be President and a Grandma

Yesterday, Chelsea Clinton announced that she's pregnant. And then, like clockwork, "HOW WILL HILLARY'S DAUGHTER'S PREGNANCY AFFECT HER PRESIDENTIAL RUN?" bellowed some idiots. » 4/18/14 12:40pm 4/18/14 12:40pm

White House Run Will Literally Kill Hillary, Says Dubious Source

The National Enquirer has published a "piece" or "article" called WHITE HOUSE RUN WILL KILL HILLARY. It reads like The Onion decided to take every article written about Hillary Clinton in the past few years and mash them together into a Hillary Clinton conspiracy theorist's wet dream. » 12/03/13 4:50pm 12/03/13 4:50pm

Instagram Is Worried About Lady Gaga

In today's Tweet Beat, Lady Gaga's got some friends out there who fear that she's in a low place, Jeffrey Tambor and Josh Charles have started something special and Chelsea Clinton is a James Blunt fan. » 10/16/13 7:30pm 10/16/13 7:30pm

Roseanne Barr Accuses Chuck Lorre and Ashton Kutcher of Joke Stealing

In today's Tweet Beat, Roseanne Barr continues her hate of Chuck Lorre and spreads it over to Ashton Kutcher, Chelsea Clinton uses some great, child-appropriate hashtags and Alan Cumming is still so cool. » 10/04/13 7:30pm 10/04/13 7:30pm

Hillary Clinton's Relationship Status With 2016: It's Complicated

The buzz about Hillary Clinton's potential 2016 run for president started, as these things do, as soon as President Obama's reelection was confirmed. Within a week, PolicyMic said that she was the number one pick for a Democratic candidate, writing that "There's no one that Democrats would like to have running in… » 8/14/13 2:00pm 8/14/13 2:00pm

Mario Lopez Has Been Brunching Too Hard

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Mario Lopez is feeling guilty after one too many eggs-any-style and bottomless mimosas specials, Chelsea Clinton got into the Rain Room and you didn't, and Lea Michele remembers Cory Monteith. » 7/29/13 7:30pm 7/29/13 7:30pm

This Hillary Clinton Selfie Is the Best Thing You'll See Today

Do you remember what life was like before Hillary Clinton joined Twitter? I can barely mentally reconstruct those dark times: everything was a bit muted, muffled in a palpable layer of disappointment, and everyone was always muttering, "There must be more to life than this..." as they shuffled along despondently. » 6/14/13 5:55pm 6/14/13 5:55pm

Kanye Accused of Cheating on Kim With Rando Canadian 'Model'

As the birth of the Kimyeby draws nigh, a 24-year-old Canadian model told the Star — truly the hallmark of upstanding journalism — that Kanye West cheated on Kim Kardashian with her after explaining that they were just together "for publicity and nothing serious." Says Leyla Ghobadi: "This is going to destroy the… » 6/12/13 9:00am 6/12/13 9:00am

Sexy Sex Vampires Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Split Up

After three years of dating, Vampire Diaries' onscreen and real-life couple Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder have broken up. But TV's low-key equivalent of K-Stew and R-Patz will stay civil on the show because — quoth a source — they're "consummate professionals," and "will continue to work together and remain best… » 5/09/13 9:00am 5/09/13 9:00am

Gwyneth Paltrow Tsk-Tsked for Shilling Kiddie Bikinis

The British anti-child abuse advocacy group Kidscape is pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow hawks bikinis for four to eight year-olds in her latest GOOP newsletter. She captioned images of the swimwear, a collaboration with designer Melissa Odabash and exact replica of adult bikinis sold on the site, that it's "great for… » 4/23/13 9:00am 4/23/13 9:00am

Chelsea Clinton Is Strangely Proud of Her Totally Uninspiring Mother

In this edition of Tweet Beat, Chelsea Clinton is proud daughter (obvs), Cher is overwhelmed by her popularity, Hilary Duff is in a dark place and Ryan Seacrest needs to calm down.
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