National Enquirer: Bill Clinton Probably Isn't Chelsea’s Biological Dad

Chelsea Clinton has recently “undergone a DNA test” and it’s proven that she might not be Bill Clinton’s biological daughter. Before you start screaming after realizing you care more about the paternity of Chelsea Clinton more than you ever thought possible, please keep in mind that this story was broken by The… »7/09/15 9:50am7/09/15 9:50am

Chelsea Clinton Is Wrecking Havoc at the Clinton Foundation

With a name like Chelsea Clinton, you’d think that working at the Clinton Foundation would be a cakewalk—maybe popping in on Fridays with bagels and a friendly wave; approving office supply orders while you browse on Amazon; unlimited Seamless. That fantasy might actually exist, according to reports that Chelsea seems… »5/19/15 11:50am5/19/15 11:50am

Bristol Palin Makes An Excellent Point: 'It Wasn't Chelsea Clinton'

Recently, I compared the memoirs of Bristol Palin and Malala Yousafzai on this site and many commenters claimed it was an unfair matchup. They said every young women would fail in comparison to the 17-year old Nobel Peace Prize winner (true) and that Bristol never held herself up for such scrutiny (debatable). »10/28/14 2:30pm10/28/14 2:30pm

Chelsea Clinton is leaving her job at NBC, as she explains, "to continue focusing on my work at

Chelsea Clinton is leaving her job at NBC, as she explains, "to continue focusing on my work at the Clinton Foundation and as Marc and I look forward to welcoming our first child." Chelsea originally earned a reported salary of $600,000 a year and mostly did "feel-good" stories about feel-good people. »8/29/14 11:21am8/29/14 11:21am

Meet the Press Ponders Whether a Grandma Can Run for President

On yesterday's special Easter 420 edition of Meet the Press, host David Gregory continued to harp on the bored pundit nonquestion of whether or not the birth of Hillary Clinton's grandchild will impact her decision to run or not run for President in 2016. Unfortunately, no one had the stones to respond, "I don't know,… »4/21/14 12:20pm4/21/14 12:20pm

Hillary Clinton's Relationship Status With 2016: It's Complicated

The buzz about Hillary Clinton's potential 2016 run for president started, as these things do, as soon as President Obama's reelection was confirmed. Within a week, PolicyMic said that she was the number one pick for a Democratic candidate, writing that "There's no one that Democrats would like to have running in… »8/14/13 2:00pm8/14/13 2:00pm

This Hillary Clinton Selfie Is the Best Thing You'll See Today

Do you remember what life was like before Hillary Clinton joined Twitter? I can barely mentally reconstruct those dark times: everything was a bit muted, muffled in a palpable layer of disappointment, and everyone was always muttering, "There must be more to life than this..." as they shuffled along despondently. »6/14/13 5:55pm6/14/13 5:55pm

Kanye Accused of Cheating on Kim With Rando Canadian 'Model'

As the birth of the Kimyeby draws nigh, a 24-year-old Canadian model told the Star — truly the hallmark of upstanding journalism — that Kanye West cheated on Kim Kardashian with her after explaining that they were just together "for publicity and nothing serious." Says Leyla Ghobadi: "This is going to destroy the… »6/12/13 9:00am6/12/13 9:00am