The Worst Way You Found Out They Cheated

Cheating, man. We're human, and it happens, but is there anything worse for the delicate human ego? This week's Pissing Contest theme comes from Jezebel reader Kate, who emailed us with one extremely gruesome tale: » 3/20/15 8:20pm 3/20/15 8:20pm

Wiz Khalifa Says He Didn't Cheat On Amber Rose But Who Believes Him?

There's a new wrinkle in the ongoing saga between separated couple Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose. Khalifa fired back on Saturday to accusations of cheating by Rose who appeared on Power 105.1's morning radio show "The Breakfast Club" earlier this month. » 2/22/15 3:15pm 2/22/15 3:15pm

Wife, Sister-In-Law Found Cheating In Most Insane Live Update Ever

Tighten your seatbelt, this post is going to be a bumpy ride. In the past few weeks we've discussed ways in which people have gotten back at their exes: Phony presents, double penis removal and naked abandonment in public. This week, we've got something even better. Live updates. » 1/19/15 12:45pm 1/19/15 12:45pm

Woman Cuts off Husband's Penis Twice, Then Throws It Out a Window

This right here is commitment: Feng Lung has been arrested for causing grievous bodily harm to her husband (and father of her five children) Fan Lung after she discovered that her man was sending "saucy texts" to his new lover from his wife's phone. So she cut off his dick. And then she cut it off again. And if she… » 1/13/15 5:30pm 1/13/15 5:30pm

This Craigslist Missed Connection Nightmare is a Total Mind Fuck

After reading this story of Craigslist Missed Connection shitshow courtesy of The New York Times, it might be hard to ever jokingly mock those ads again. » 1/04/15 1:30pm 1/04/15 1:30pm

Cheated Woman Gets Revenge In a Way Her Ex Will Never Ever Forget

Hell hath no fury like someone who has been cheated on and wants revenge, and in this case the revenge came hard and fast and delicious. And, best of all, it came on Christmas... in the form of some very special presents. » 12/29/14 5:00pm 12/29/14 5:00pm

'Tis the Season for Cheating, Cuffing, Splitting, or Hitching

It's winter season, but there are four other seasons allegedly converging as we speak: If you're in a relationship, you're straying. If you're not committed, you want to be. If things are serious, you might be popping the question. And if they are too serious, they may be ending. » 12/21/14 3:05pm 12/21/14 3:05pm

No, Having a Tinder Profile Is Not Cheating

Pizza Hut has begun testing eye-tracking software with Tobii Technology to predict which pizza toppings you'll order based on what you stare at longest. The company says it has been 98 percent accurate so far. » 12/15/14 3:30pm 12/15/14 3:30pm

Newsflash: You Can't Steal Someone Else's Partner

One day hanging out on the grassy knoll freshman year at college, a free-spirited woman on roller skates approached my boyfriend, who was sitting right beside me. She handed him a note and then floated away mysteriously, her sundress rippling in the breeze behind her. It read: Will you go out with me? Yes or No. I… » 11/08/14 2:47pm 11/08/14 2:47pm

Cheating Man Confronted By His Three Girlfriends

There are few things I love more than the story of women uniting against some ain't shit man. So gather around, young readers, and let me weave the tale of the three ladies of Hertfordshire who loved one man with a lip ring. » 9/16/14 3:15pm 9/16/14 3:15pm

Cheating Site Ashley Madison Won't Delete Your Profile Unless You Pay

Famed cheating website and purveyor of trollish billboards Ashley Madison makes money in a few ways: first, by charging users to access the site. Secondly, by collecting fees from advertisers who wish to reach the site's users. The third? Charging users twenty bucks to delete their profiles. » 8/25/14 5:50pm 8/25/14 5:50pm

Extramarital Dating Website Spies on Users' Conversations. For Science.

Notorious cheating website Ashley Madison has joined the ranks of Facebook and OKCupid, peering in on clandestine conversations between people seeking an affair in the name of research. And the conclusion the service (which pairs up married couples looking for "discreet encounters") came to? Monogamy is a failure. … » 8/17/14 12:00pm 8/17/14 12:00pm

How You Caught a Cheater

Welcome to Pissing Contest, a weekly story sharing circle for the the ass-draggiest time of the afternoon on the ass-draggiest time of the last day between you and the weekend. Every week, we'll provide a prompt, you'll share stories, and we'll pick a winner that's featured in the next week's post. It's like a pyramid… » 8/01/14 6:20pm 8/01/14 6:20pm

The Summer of Pop Songs Full of Dirty Laundry and Personal Shit

This summer's pop music scene — often the dominion of mindless dittys about drinking and vague summer love — is full of folks airing out their dirty laundry, singing about real-life love drama, cheating partners and relationship issues. You know, light-hearted fare. » 7/03/14 2:00pm 7/03/14 2:00pm

Twitter Is Ruining Love and Facebook Is Ruining Your Life

A pair of new studies out this week indicate that Facebook makes people feel terrible about themselves and too much Twitter can lead to breakups. Is the internet a series of tubes that does nothing but suck all of the joy out of people's lives? Probably. » 4/08/14 7:00pm 4/08/14 7:00pm

Unhinged Ex Girlfriend's Viral Blog Was Actually A Marketing Hoax

Classic American love story: Boy meets girl. Boy cheats on girl. Girl discovers infidelity. Girl goes batshit crazy, taking out full page ads in college newspaper and starting whole tumblr about it. Boy grovels. Girl vows continued revenge. Girl turns out to be an invention of a record company promoting a new *bItChEs… » 1/31/14 7:00pm 1/31/14 7:00pm

Maybe Don't Hire Someone to Hack Into Your Spouse's Email

If you suspect that your spouse or significant other is cheating on you, you have a few methods of recourse: you can drop pointed hints about the deep and awe-inspiring wellspring of righteous anger simmering within your heart (i.e., "I personally think that all cheaters should burn in hell forever, hahaha") until a… » 1/28/14 7:00pm 1/28/14 7:00pm

I'm Very Upset About These Tori and Dean Cheating Rumors

I feel like I'm the only person on earth who watched every episode of Tori & Dean: Inn Love—which was the 2007 reality show where Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott attempted to open a bed and breakfast while Tori was 97 months pregnant with their first child—because every time I reference it and go up top for… » 12/26/13 4:50pm 12/26/13 4:50pm

Woman Sues Ashley Madison for Injuries Sustained Typing Fake Profiles

You probably didn't require this extra-special news bulletin to know that liaison-facilitator Ashley Madison revels in being a pit of sleaze and self-loathing, but here it is anyway: a Brazilian immigrant living in Toronto is suing the company, claiming that she permanently damaged her wrists typing up hundreds of… » 11/10/13 3:30pm 11/10/13 3:30pm