Adam Sandler Says His Maid Rubbed Poison Ivy All Over Him

Okay, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STORY. Adam Sandler went on Jay Leno last night and told a heeeee-larious story about how for two months straight he kept waking up covered in itchy lesions, so he set up a security camera in his bedroom and caught the housekeeper sneaking in and rubbing poison ivy all over his entire body… » 5/17/13 8:00pm 5/17/13 8:00pm

Prince Michael Jackson, 16, Has a Job in Showbiz

A poised and hella grown-uppish Prince Michael Jackson has landed a job as a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight, a pretty impressive gig for a 16-year-old although though my impulse is to yell at him to stay the fuck away from show business and go work at the Dairy Queen like a normal teenager because I… » 2/19/13 9:00am 2/19/13 9:00am

Chaz Bono's DWTS Was Kind Of Insane, But That's Not Gonna Get Him Down

By all means, Chaz Bono has been the most controversial contestant on Dancing With The Stars perhaps ever: first, fans of the show reacted with disgust to his casting, and later, the show had to beef up security to protect Chaz from crazies. But Chaz wasn't phased by the backlash, and hr danced his ass off until… » 10/26/11 4:45pm 10/26/11 4:45pm

Every DWTS Contestant Has A Sob Story To Exploit

This week, Dancing With The Stars turned into Depressing With The Stars when the contestants were taked with identifying their "most memorable year" and then to act out all of the emotions associated with that year out on the dance floor. Surprise — almost every one of those "memorable" years led to a tearful… » 10/04/11 3:45pm 10/04/11 3:45pm

Nancy Grace Has Tits, And Other Things We Learned From The DWTS Premiere

This season of Dancing With The Stars arrived with much anticipation, and more importantly, speculation: Will the audience "boo" Chaz Bono? Will David Arquette be acting crazy? With there be Kardashians in attendance? Will Nancy Grace display a little of what her last name implies she has? (Well, no, but her breasts… » 9/20/11 11:00am 9/20/11 11:00am

ABC Trying To Protect Chaz Bono From 'Crazies'

Behind the scenes at Dancing With The Stars, ABC execs have ordered extra security to protect Chaz Bono from "crazies." As you know, our nation's greatest threat is not a dirty bomb from an extreme terror sect but a dude doing the cha-cha-cha. [TMZ]
Additional Dancing With The Stars "news": Ricki Lake is slimming… » 9/20/11 9:00am 9/20/11 9:00am

Cher Lashes Out At The 'Stupid Bigots' Attacking Her Son

Cher is fucking pissed about people attacking her son Chaz Bono for being a contestant on Dancing With The Stars. She wrote on Twitter: "Chaz is Being Viciously Attacked on Blogs & Message boards about being on DWTS! This is Still America right? It took guts 2 do it." And: "Mothers don't stop Getting angry with stupid… » 9/01/11 9:00am 9/01/11 9:00am

DWTS Audience Are Total Assholes About Chaz Bono

After it was announced that Chaz Bono—the son of Cher and Sonny Bono who legally changed his name and sex last year—has joined the season 13 cast of Dancing with the Stars, fans of the show took to ABC.com's message boards to express their disapproval and "disgust" at this "perversion" and ABC's participation in this… » 8/31/11 3:35pm 8/31/11 3:35pm