Adam Sandler Says His Maid Rubbed Poison Ivy All Over Him

Okay, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STORY. Adam Sandler went on Jay Leno last night and told a heeeee-larious story about how for two months straight he kept waking up covered in itchy lesions, so he set up a security camera in his bedroom and caught the housekeeper sneaking in and rubbing poison ivy all over his entire body…
Prince Michael Jackson, 16, Has a Job in Showbiz
A poised and hella grown-uppish Prince Michael Jackson has landed a job as a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight, a pretty impressive gig for a 16-year-old although though my impulse is to yell at him to stay the fuck away from show business and go work at the Dairy Queen like a normal teenager because I…
Kris Humphries Says He Has No Plans To Sue Ex Kim Kardashian, Worries Her Upcoming Show Will Make Him Look Like A Dick
Kris Humphries, kindly gent that he is, says he has no plans to sue estranged wife Kim Kardashian over upcoming episodes of Kourtney & Kim Take New York.
Chaz Bono's DWTS Was Kind Of Insane, But That's Not Gonna Get Him Down
By all means, Chaz Bono has been the most controversial contestant on Dancing With The Stars perhaps ever: first, fans of the show reacted with disgust to his casting, and later, the show had to beef up security to protect Chaz from crazies. But Chaz wasn't phased by the backlash, and hr danced his ass off until…
Every DWTS Contestant Has A Sob Story To Exploit
This week, Dancing With The Stars turned into Depressing With The Stars when the contestants were taked with identifying their "most memorable year" and then to act out all of the emotions associated with that year out on the dance floor. Surprise — almost every one of those "memorable" years led to a tearful…
Nancy Grace Has Tits, And Other Things We Learned From The DWTS Premiere
This season of Dancing With The Stars arrived with much anticipation, and more importantly, speculation: Will the audience "boo" Chaz Bono? Will David Arquette be acting crazy? With there be Kardashians in attendance? Will Nancy Grace display a little of what her last name implies she has? (Well, no, but her breasts…
ABC Trying To Protect Chaz Bono From 'Crazies'
Behind the scenes at Dancing With The Stars, ABC execs have ordered extra security to protect Chaz Bono from "crazies." As you know, our nation's greatest threat is not a dirty bomb from an extreme terror sect but a dude doing the cha-cha-cha. [TMZ]
Additional Dancing With The Stars "news": Ricki Lake is slimming…
Chaz Bono Responds To DWTS Fan Backlash
When it was announced last week that Chaz Bono would be appearing on the new season of Dancing With The Stars, the show's apparently quite-bigoted fanbase took to the internet to express their outrage. Chaz's mother, Cher, took to twitter to defend her son, and this morning he responded to all of the hoopla himself:
Chelsea Handler's Chaz Bono Joke Pisses Off GLAAD
Chelsea Handler is currently being "dissed" by GLAAD over remarks she made about Chaz Bono —or as she called him, "Chastity Bono before she got her penis".
Cher Lashes Out At The 'Stupid Bigots' Attacking Her Son
Cher is fucking pissed about people attacking her son Chaz Bono for being a contestant on Dancing With The Stars. She wrote on Twitter: "Chaz is Being Viciously Attacked on Blogs & Message boards about being on DWTS! This is Still America right? It took guts 2 do it." And: "Mothers don't stop Getting angry with stupid…
DWTS Audience Are Total Assholes About Chaz Bono
After it was announced that Chaz Bono—the son of Cher and Sonny Bono who legally changed his name and sex last year—has joined the season 13 cast of Dancing with the Stars, fans of the show took to ABC.com's message boards to express their disapproval and "disgust" at this "perversion" and ABC's participation in this…
Martha Stewart Gets Stitches After Headbutt From French Bulldog
- Martha Stewart's dog Francesca knocked her in the face and split her lip.
Did Kendra Secretly Sell Her Sex Tape?; Lindsay Parties After Alcohol Ed Class
- Though Kendra Wilkinson says she's trying to prevent the release of a sex tape she made before dating Hugh Hefner, documents show she was in the process of releasing the tape herself a year ago.
