Okay, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STORY. Adam Sandler went on Jay Leno last night and told a heeeee-larious story about how for two months straight he kept waking up covered in itchy lesions, so he set up a security camera in his bedroom and caught the housekeeper sneaking in and rubbing poison ivy all over his entire body…

A poised and hella grown-uppish Prince Michael Jackson has landed a job as a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight, a pretty impressive gig for a 16-year-old although though my impulse is to yell at him to stay the fuck away from show business and go work at the Dairy Queen like a normal teenager because I…

Kris Humphries, kindly gent that he is, says he has no plans to sue estranged wife Kim Kardashian over upcoming episodes of Kourtney & Kim Take New York.

By all means, Chaz Bono has been the most controversial contestant on Dancing With The Stars perhaps ever: first, fans of the show reacted with disgust to his casting, and later, the show had to beef up security to protect Chaz from crazies. But Chaz wasn't phased by the backlash, and hr danced his ass off until…

This week, Dancing With The Stars turned into Depressing With The Stars when the contestants were taked with identifying their "most memorable year" and then to act out all of the emotions associated with that year out on the dance floor. Surprise — almost every one of those "memorable" years led to a tearful retelling…

This season of Dancing With The Stars arrived with much anticipation, and more importantly, speculation: Will the audience "boo" Chaz Bono? Will David Arquette be acting crazy? With there be Kardashians in attendance? Will Nancy Grace display a little of what her last name implies she has? (Well, no, but her breasts…

Behind the scenes at Dancing With The Stars, ABC execs have ordered extra security to protect Chaz Bono from "crazies." As you know, our nation's greatest threat is not a dirty bomb from an extreme terror sect but a dude doing the cha-cha-cha. [TMZ]
Additional Dancing With The Stars "news": Ricki Lake is slimming down:…

The Huffington Post directs our attention to this snapshot from 1987, which captured a young Jennifer Aniston and Chaz Bono at New York's High School of Performing Arts. Much props to Jen Aniston, who was rocking the "Zooey Deschanel" bangs while Zooey was still in diapers.

When it was announced last week that Chaz Bono would be appearing on the new season of Dancing With The Stars, the show's apparently quite-bigoted fanbase took to the internet to express their outrage. Chaz's mother, Cher, took to twitter to defend her son, and this morning he responded to all of the hoopla himself:

Chelsea Handler is currently being "dissed" by GLAAD over remarks she made about Chaz Bono —or as she called him, "Chastity Bono before she got her penis".