A homeless man reportedly spent much of Tuesday night asking people outside Bagatelle, a restaurant in Manhattan’s Meatpacking District, for something very specific: $100 to spend on “pizza and sex.” Fortunately for him, socialite and presumed connoisseur of both pizza and sex Paris Hilton happened to be inside, and…

Formerly engaged couple Sean Penn and Charlize Theron shared appropriate levels of affection on the red carpet while leaving the premiere of The Last Face on Friday.

How could two such chill people—one who was a founding member of the Pussy Posse, and another who can’t get cast because of her damn good looks—butt heads?

Charlize Theron would like to clarify her recent comments to British GQ about how hard it is to be a smoking hot model in the film business.

The Fast and the Furious franchise arrived in 2001 swathed in tight tank tops, bright cars and Paul Walker’s blue eyes, and 15 years later, the sequels somehow keep getting better. So much so that Charlize Theron, who has a hard time getting cast in some roles because she’s very beautiful, has joined the very…

Charlize Theron, an Oscar-winning hot actress, lamented her burdensome beauty in a conversation with British GQ, saying it’s hard for her to get good roles because she looks so dang good on camera.

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we receive word that Kris Jenner’s nose is falling off, run to Ace Hardware, buy some spackle, a joint knife, duct tape, Gorilla Glue, and book a first class ticket—expensed to Jezebel—to LAX, where we take an Uber Black all the way to Kris Jenner’s home in Calabasas. “Let me in!” we…

Last June, it was reported that Charlize Theron, alleged human, broke up with Sean Penn, garbage human, by “ghosting” him. For those of you unfamiliar with the concept, to ghost someone is to break up with them by simply disappearing. No sit-downs, no phone calls, no Post-its—just...nothing. And the thought of Theron…

In the midst of Nasty Gal’s continued problems, including a recent layoff of 19 employees, Netflix announced that it was adapting founder Sophia Amoruso’s best-selling book, #Girlboss, into a television show.

Charlize Theron might have fame and an Oscar, but you know what she’ll never have? The role of Nomi Malone in Showgirls, one of the best movies of all time.

Charlize Theron’s performance in Mad Max: Fury Road was apparently so impressive that the execs behind The Gray Man are hiring her for the lead role, originally written as male.

Scott Disick continues the self-described “bender of his life.” In the past few days Disick hosted a “bevy” of “scantily clad women.” The “handful” of women arrived outside of Disick’s house with rapper Mally Mall; one even came in a bathrobe! While the NYDN is obsessed with what the “group” of women were wearing, the…

According to the rumor mill Charlize Theron broke her engagement with Sean Penn by ghosting (aka, the act of never returning calls, text messages, or e-mails). “Charlize wasn’t responding to his calls and texts,” a presumable person told Us Weekly. “She just cut it off.” Ghosting might be the shittiest breakup method,…

Channing Tatum answered a good old-fashioned Reddit AMA and his answers were highly entertaining, as you might expect. “Chan here,” he begins and proceeds to keep it real while answering some of the weirdest questions. Example: a fan asked who his favorite Care Bear was and said he liked the Care Bear Cousins the…

Dame Jessica Lange, pictured above, hadn’t yet seen Caitlyn Jenner’s Vanity Fair cover or, apparently, the Internet (like, ever) when asked in an interview what she thought of her resemblance to the recently-transitioned star. Either way, she thinks the comparison is “wonderful.”

Kim Kardashian, who reportedly is one of the first people who knew about Bruce Jenner’s transition close to a decade before anyone else did, has seen “her” and says “she’s beautiful.”

Guess what’s got my large intestine in a septic knot today, MANmerica? The extreme pussification and dude-slicing feminism that has taken Mad Max: Fury Road—a movie that should have been about two greased up male torsos in a UFC fight on the back of on a loud motorcycle—into a crotch-kicking misandrist fantasy…

Varoom, varoom!