Florida Gubernatorial Debate Grinds to a Halt Over a Goddamn Fan

On Wednesday night, a couple of Florida Men delayed the start of a gubernatorial debate due to a dispute over a fan. A fan aimed square at Charlie Crist's balls. » 10/16/14 1:30pm 10/16/14 1:30pm

GOP Proves It Finally 'Gets' Women With Say Yes to the Dress Ad

After being pummeled in the 2012 elections, the GOP has been asking itself, over and over, the infernal question it cannot seem to answer: What do women even care about? Finally, almost two years and dozens of embarrassing news cycles later, they have their answer. Wedding dresses. Bitches love wedding dresses. » 10/01/14 2:15pm 10/01/14 2:15pm

Charlie Crist Calls On Rick Scott Not to Defend FL Gay Marriage Ban

Former Florida Governor Charlie Crist has penned an open letter calling on his successor, Rick Scott, not to defend the recently struck down state ban on same-sex marriage. In the letter, Crist points to his own actions after a district court of appeals struck down the state's gay and lesbian adoption ban. » 8/31/14 10:27pm 8/31/14 10:27pm

Florida Voting Lines Somehow Longer and More Hellish Than Actual Life…

There are people in Florida who are waiting in football field length lines, some for up to eight hours, to exercise their right to vote as their own Governor fights to silence them. Aint that America? » 11/05/12 10:15pm 11/05/12 10:15pm

McCainiac Nicolle Wallace Will Not Be Left Holding The Garment Bag

Why The Sad Glare Of Resignation, Hillary? Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!

Dear Florida Governor Charlie Crist, If You Can't Charge Joe Francis…

Joel Stein's story about the jailbound Joe Francis in the April GQ begins with Joe remembering the first time they met one another, six years ago; God it was great. They'd been in the Girls Gone Wild tour bus, watching the crew tape some chick on a bunk bed. Joe had told Joel to fill a Mike's Hard Lemonade bottle with… » 3/24/08 12:00pm 3/24/08 12:00pm

Terror Strikes America's Beloved Times Square!

POW! A lone bicyclist woke up a lot of tourists with his improvised explosive device in Times Square early this morning. But he doesn't seem to have destroyed anything. Not the Quiksilver Board Riders Shop? Not Sephora? Not Planet Hollywood or the freaking headquarters of Vogue? Oh, well. Is this a big deal in the era… » 3/06/08 10:00am 3/06/08 10:00am

It's A Paris-Free Zone For The Tabloids, Which Can Only Mean One Thing…

Welcome to Midweek Madness, our weekly binge on the sort of celebrity content we usually try so fastidiously to avoid every other day of the week. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to. » 6/27/07 3:46pm 6/27/07 3:46pm

This week — in part to protest the media dominance of properties in the ongoing saga that is the life of a…