Of Course the Magic Mike Sequel Will Be Called Magic Mike XXL

Well lads and gentlewomen, the time has come. Details of the Magic Mike sequel have unofficially surfaced and there's some major news according to Indiewire. First off, VICTORY: Channing Tatum will definitely return to franchise. (Well it's a franchise now, isn't it? Fingers crossed, it will soon be complete with… » 3/30/14 2:30pm 3/30/14 2:30pm

Channing Tatum Is 'Very Fat and Happy' Right Now

Channing Tatum, the kindest and most affable bro to ever walk the face of the earth, went on the Ellen show and told Ellen Degeneres that he's currently "very 'fappy' [which means] very fat and happy right now." He added, "I've been working for two straight years, and now it's some really needed downtime with my… » 2/07/14 9:13am 2/07/14 9:13am

This Week in Tabloids: Channing Tatum Put on Some Baby Weight

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your foray into the dangerous wilderness of the celebrity tabloids. Every week, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we forage for "news." This week: Justin Theroux is pulling old bedpans out of the trash to… » 12/18/13 4:30pm 12/18/13 4:30pm

Here's Drunk-Ass Justin Bieber Pissing in a Restaurant Mop Bucket

A little dingleberry hanging from the butt of humanity named Justin Bieber peed in a restaurant mop bucket in New York earlier this year because he is an ingrate, and there's a video. As previously evidenced by shenanigans at that Vegas indoor skydiving place, El Beebo and his posse continuously target the employees » 7/10/13 9:00am 7/10/13 9:00am

The Heat Set Fire to a Whole Pile of Moviegoing Money This Weekend

Despite Wall Street Journal movie whisperer Joe Morgenstern fretting that too many big-budget comedies seem to be exploiting the extremely talented Melissa McCarthy, and that, as a result, McCarthy-starring movies may soon be subject to the law of diminishing returns , that time is not yet nigh because everyone a) who… » 6/30/13 6:00pm 6/30/13 6:00pm

Upcoming (And Likely Bestseller) Paula Deen Cookbook Has Been Axed

I promise we will stop talking about this soonish, you guys. After "careful consideration" from Ballantine Books, the publication of Paula Deen's upcoming cookbook Paula Deen's New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up — currently #1 in cookbooks and #18 overall on Amazon — has been cancelled, along with… » 6/29/13 11:30am 6/29/13 11:30am

Channing Tatum Drops Big, Pendulous Hint About a Magic Mike Sequel

Hello, Channing Tatum, I ACCEPT. Actually, JK, I never got around to seeing Magic Mike, because I'm busy re-reading the complete works of Tamora Pierce, but I do enjoy the fact that it exists. And I prefer to consume my media in marathon-form anyway, so I'll probably just hang out until Magic Mike 6: The Legend of… » 6/27/13 9:35pm 6/27/13 9:35pm

Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Shithead

To your chagrin, the gum-snapping, Jnco-pants-wearing Icarus known as Justin Bieber has not yet flown into the sun. In fact, Biebs' reign of terror has now expanded well beyond the Greater Los Angeles area. He and his Little Rascals were banned for life from Las Vegas Indoor Skydiving after being disrespectful brats.… » 6/25/13 9:00am 6/25/13 9:00am

Channing Tatum Stars in Weird 'Channing All Over Your Tatum' Slow Jam

Jimmy Kimmel's propensity for making viral videos these days seems like both a ploy to be considered as cool as Jimmy Fallon and an attempt to convince the world that he has a veritable roster of famous people he can call whenever he needs a favor. (See: Everyone in his Matt Damon episode.) The host's latest video,… » 6/19/13 10:25am 6/19/13 10:25am

Ughhh, Will Kate Winslet's Baby Have the Last Name Rocknroll?

GUYS, Titanic was on the Hallmark Channel a while ago, and now I am thinking that perhaps this was the magic eve* that Kate Winslet became pregnant with her first child from her third marriage to Ned Rocknroll, the gadabout nephew of Richard Branson. Her two older children, 12 and 9 respectively, are from her… » 6/05/13 9:00am 6/05/13 9:00am

Uh, Angelina Jolie Skipped Her Aunt's Funeral For Brad Pitt's Premiere

For the first time since revealing her preventative double mastectomy to The New York Times, Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet with Maddox, Pax, and her really obscure commonlaw partner Brad Pitt at the premiere of his film World War Z, which I keep confusing with Z For Zachariah because because. She told the press:… » 6/03/13 9:00am 6/03/13 9:00am

Half-Man Angus T. Jones Is Not Returning to Two and a Half Men

It's true, nothing gold can stay, and by "gold" I mean "Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you're not watching." While Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have resigned their contracts for a third season (Kutcher at a $700,000-per-episode payout; Cryer at, I don't know, a gum wrapper and a damp Nickelback ticket stub?), » 4/27/13 11:30am 4/27/13 11:30am