HPV Vaccines Don't Really Apply to Black Women
New research has indicated that HPV vaccines do not carry the strains of the disease that most affect black women, citing a lack of diversity in clinical trials of the vaccine. HPV, one of the most common sexually transmitted infections, has about 100 different strains, 40 of which are spread by sexual contact. The…
Three Female Relatives With 85% Cancer Risk All Opt For Radical Preventative Surgery
In November of last year, Miss America contestant Allyn Rose discovered that she had inherited a high genetic risk of breast cancer. She decided to get a double mastectomy—but only if she didn't win the pageant. But Even this wasn't enough of a kotow to the powers of pageantry. When she went public with her decision,…
It's Official: HPV Vaccine Doesn't Turn Teens Into Whore Monsters
New research today from the Department of Oh My God Why Does This Study Have To Exist — turns out, vaccinating teenage girls against HPV won't cause them to go from innocent children drawing pictures of flowers with crayons to unstoppable slutzillas. Sort of like how wearing seatbelts doesn't cause car accidents, or…
Bishop Bans HPV Vaccine in Catholic School, Because Cancer Prevention Turns Girls into Sluts
One would think that out of all the things in this great spinning, swirling, Shake Weighting world of ours, cancer prevention would be the one cause that everyone — no matter what funny hat they think God told them to wear — could get behind. But one dogged Canadian Bishop has bravely gone against the grain, fighting…
More Confusing Recommendations For Your Cervix
Get ready to update your gynecological scorecards, because now we have yet another recommendation on what should be happening to your lady business every year. While more and more doctors are using tests for HPV, an influential federal advisory panel has announced it won't endorse HPV screening and only recommends Pap…
Shocker: Bachmann Never Accepted Bioethicist's HPV Vaccine Bet
Yesterday was the deadline for Michele Bachmann to accept University of Pennsylvania bioethicist Arthur Caplan's challenge to produce a single person who's developed "mental retardation" from Gardasil. Caplan offered to donate $10,000 to a charity of her choice if she could just locate the mystery woman whose daughter…
You Can Talk About Your Vagina Anywhere
"The vagina is becoming big business." This is not a story about sex work — it's about marketers talking honestly about female genitalia, and the fact that the AP is getting away with using it high up in their stories is basically case in point.
The Sex-Hating Hysteria Behind Republicans' HPV Vaccine Debate
Michele Bachmann seems to have struck gold at yesterday's Republican debate. She went after Rick "I Hate Cancer" Perry, again for mandating an HPV vaccine, and she hasn't stopped pushing it since. But as anyone who's followed this debate already knows, this is not about vaccine side effects, government mandates, or…
Bachmann Attacks Perry Over HPV Vaccine Mandate
Tonight at the CNN/Tea Party Express Republican debate in Tampa, Rick Perry's decision to issue an executive order in 2007 mandating HPV vaccines for girls came up again, and the other candidates went into attack mode — particularly Michele Bachmann. The Republican candidates discussion of the HPV vaccine contained a…
FDA Approves New HPV Test
The FDA has approved a new test for HPV, which detects risk of cervical cancer even when a pap smear comes out normal.
My Brush With Cervical Cancer
Last September, I was trying to drink on my lunch hour when the doctor's office called. I hate when the doctor's office calls when I am trying to drink on my lunch hour. But the phone call wasn't a surprise. I'd had my first abnormal pap smear results in 2009, and I didn't have much faith in my cervix to have gotten…

