Fuck, Marry, Kill: Mythical Creatures Edition

Between Twilight and The Hobbit and My Crazy Obsession with Being a Sexual Merman, I think it's safe to say that the supernatural has never been hotter. But while it's easy to be like, "Sure, I'd pound some vampire dong," or, "Oh, yeah, I'd intercourse a werewolf 2NITE," some of the 2nd-tier mythical hunks are more… » 8/02/13 4:45pm 8/02/13 4:45pm

Government Agency Destroys Our Dreams by Revealing That Mermaids Aren’t…

Here's some sad news, you guys: Mermaids don't actually exist. I know, I know, we've spent all that time that Splash was a documentary, but no, mermaids are nothing but a figment of our collective imagination. How do we know (except for, you know, already knowing)? Because the National Ocean Service, a part of the… » 7/04/12 11:55pm 7/04/12 11:55pm