Ladies, Take Cover: 'Pre-Cellulite' Is Coming for YouTracy Moore 6/19/14 1:00pm1763EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkDID YOU HEAR? Maria Menounos has pre-cellulite. Yup, said so herself. That's where you don't have cellulite all the way I guess but LOOK OUT because cellulite is a cackling witch waiting to claim your nubile body just like being pre-40 or pre-menopausal or pre-old. Fact: We're all pre-old.