Hell Screams As Marilyn Manson Proclaims Desire to Bone Madonna

Apologies for the emergency water flushing we will all need for our minds’ eyes after this, but Marilyn Manson, who was once nicknamed “Shit Eye” by Hunter S. Thompson, recently revealed his dream humping partner to be none other than Madonna. That’s good news for Drake. Manson will gladly take your place the next… » 5/09/15 6:00pm 5/09/15 6:00pm