“You can call me Academy Award Winning Leo D,” he breathed in her ear.

2016 is already turning out to be pretty wild. Behind all of our backs, Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall have been in a whirlwind romance are now engaged to be married. This might be the most surprising couple news since Daisy Fuentes and Richard Marx!

Well, here it is. The official non-comment from two extremely good-looking people and their rumored relationship. Zayn Malik shared a photo on his Instagram of he and Gigi Hadid canoodlin’ in a photobooth. Sigh, it’s pretty cute. Are they my favorite hot, young celebrity couple?

Apologies for the emergency water flushing we will all need for our minds’ eyes after this, but Marilyn Manson, who was once nicknamed “Shit Eye” by Hunter S. Thompson, recently revealed his dream humping partner to be none other than Madonna. That’s good news for Drake. Manson will gladly take your place the next…