Celebrity Babies Make the Tabloid World Go 'Round

Once upon a time there were no celebrity tabloids, just people gossiping at the local watering hole, which was literally a hole in the ground with water in it. But then some brilliant person starting carving the likenesses of his friends and neighbors into stone, and the early celebrity weekly was born. It wouldn't… » 8/12/13 11:30am 8/12/13 11:30am

After World's Longest Pregnancies, Hilary Duff Bests Jessica Simpson in…

For a while now, it's seemed like Hilary Duff and Jessica Simpson have been competing to see which of them could be pregnant the longest time. By our estimate, they've both been with child since the Bush Administration, but now Hilary Duff has given in and brought her healthy baby boy out into the open. She and her… » 3/22/12 9:05pm 3/22/12 9:05pm

Pregnant Celebrities Either "Fat" Or Liars, Says Tabloid Media

As Moe so cannily pointed out last year, in the media narrative of celebrity pregnancy, baby weight has become just plain old fat. But what about those fertile women who do quickly and easily avoid those child rearing pounds? They're plain old liars! The new rumor is that Nicole Kidman did not actually give birth to… » 12/04/08 1:00pm 12/04/08 1:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Madonna & A-Rod Are Soulmates; Mary-Kate Is…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we read mind-numbing celebrity tabloids so you don't have to. Madonna and A-Rod win covers this week, as do the spawn of Jamie Lynn Spears, celebrity babies in general and Mary-Kate Olsen. Intern Margaret assists as we search for cool news on this scorching hot day. Reviews of » 7/09/08 2:00pm 7/09/08 2:00pm