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This Week In Tabloids: Madonna & A-Rod Are Soulmates; Mary-Kate Is Haunted By The Ghost Of Heath Ledger

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we read mind-numbing celebrity tabloids so you don't have to. Madonna and A-Rod win covers this week, as do the spawn of Jamie Lynn Spears, celebrity babies in general and Mary-Kate Olsen. Intern Margaret assists as we search for cool news on this scorching hot day. Reviews of

Fashion designer Rachel Roy is pregnant with baby #2. Says Roy, "I am thrilled because number one, Ava, is the best thing in my life, and I have always wanted to have another little Ava - or Ava as a boy! So, high fives all around!". We're guessing she didn't see the same sex ed tape that traumatized Helen Mirren! [