God Bless Blake Lively And Her Dumb Lifestyle Blog

The internet can be a mean, slap-fighty place of quibbles and pedants and outrage and backlash. But every so often, something happens that is so roundly mocked by the blogosphere that it unites all voices in a chorus of rueful snickers for one blissful moment of bitchy harmony. The launch of Blake Lively's silly… » 7/23/14 11:00am Yesterday 11:00am

Watch Teen Jennifer Connelly Audition for Labyrinth

These days, actress Jennifer Connelly might be a fully grown, Oscar-winning lady, but back in the mid '80s, she was just a normal teen with good hair, a perfectly symmetrical face and several movies under her incredibly high-rise belt. Here she is at 15, auditioning for the iconic role of Sarah in Jim Henson's … » 6/23/14 12:20pm 6/23/14 12:20pm

Kit Harington's Relative Invented the Toilet and Other Jon Snow Facts

Kit Harington, the pretty little Caravaggio model who was cast to be placid and pouty as Jon Snow on Game of Thrones, has a profile in the June issue of Rolling Stone. In it we learn all kinds of facts: Harington pretends not to know who Ryan Gosling is, he hates Downton Abbey and his relative invented the flushable… » 6/13/14 8:50pm 6/13/14 8:50pm

Why I'm Standing in Line to Meet Mick Foley This Weekend

I am not a wrestling fan. I am a huge comic book nerd, which is why I'm headed to the Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo this weekend.* But this weekend I'm going to get in line with wrestling fans (oh God what am I doing?) so that I can hopefully shake hands with Mick Foley, a man of such massive proportions that… » 4/24/14 11:10pm 4/24/14 11:10pm

Tell Us About Your Craziest Celebrity Encounters

Welcome to Pissing Contest, a weekly story sharing circle for the the ass-draggiest time of the afternoon on the ass-draggiest time of the last day between you and the weekend. Every week, we'll ask a question, you'll share stories, and we'll pick a winner that's featured in the next week's post. It's like a pyramid… » 4/11/14 5:00pm 4/11/14 5:00pm

Who Is This Nightmare Celebrity Who Treats Her Assistants Like Shit?

Today over at The Cut, they're featuring the first-hand account of a Hollywood personal assistant who has a lot of particularly damning things to say about a former celebrity boss. It's all pretty juicy except — UN PROBLEMO — the entire thing is anonymous and you never get to find out what famous person she's talking… » 4/02/14 5:50pm 4/02/14 5:50pm

Check Out These Gifs Of Celebs Who Make the Same Face in Every Photo

I'm pretty sure that celebrities who have to take a million (estimated) pictures have probably perfected their expressions, but it's cool to see what it looks like when all the photos are linked together creating a gif collage (is this a thing or did I just make it up?) of the same expression against different… » 3/29/14 3:29pm 3/29/14 3:29pm

Arkansas Judge Fills Message Board With Helpful Info on Sluts

The internet is rife with opportunities to take your dick out and swing it around on forums where users don't have to post under their real names. Unfortunately, if you're a public official taking advantage of the internet's illusion of anonymity to commit some major ethical faux pas, it doesn't take many carelessly… » 3/07/14 5:45pm 3/07/14 5:45pm

Nick Lachey is the Most Boring Man in America

To promote his new hosting gig at Vh1's Big Morning Buzz Live, former 98 degree Nick Lachey did a Reddit AMA this afternoon. Biggest takeaway: Nick Lachey is almost comically boring. He's Applebee's deep fried sizzlin' vanilla. He is a beige taco filled with extra mild nothing sauce. He is a perfectly square 100%… » 3/03/14 6:45pm 3/03/14 6:45pm

I Went to An Oscars Gifting Suite and All I Got Was a Glowing Lipgloss

I'll tell you right now that I am not a celebrity. I know that may be hard to believe what with my extravagant lifestyle and frequent trips to both Marshalls and Ross for quality clothing at bargain prices. However, I've always wanted to live like a rock star (well, a rock star in their 50s who just naps a lot) so… » 3/01/14 5:15pm 3/01/14 5:15pm

OMG Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen Got Married

WAKE UP, UPPER EAST SIDE BITCHES: THERE'S A MARRIAGE AFOOT. Yes, plebs, you heard me: the human host of lovable nerd Seth Cohen ("Adam Brody") and the human host of conniving and well-dressed teen Blair Waldorf ("Leighton Meester") have been secretly joined in holy matrimony. It's just as the prophecy (a fan fiction… » 2/18/14 6:00pm 2/18/14 6:00pm

That Time Melissa Joan Hart Did Ecstasy and Visited the Playboy Mansion

Everybody remembers Melissa Joan Hart and her days as a teenage witch on television. BUT! Did you also know that Melissa Joan Hart used to be a young person who did things that young people with lots of cash-money like to do, namely, do drugs and attend a sweet house party? It's true! Melissa Joan Hart, like most… » 2/16/14 4:00pm 2/16/14 4:00pm

Here's Vin Diesel Dancing Alone to Beyoncé for Seven Minutes

Earlier this morning, huggable pile of bowling balls Vin Diesel posted a 7-minute-long video to Facebook that featured him lip syncing/singing to Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" and dancing to Beyoncé's "Drunk In Love" with no further explanation. It's truly a great moment in internet — nay, human — history. » 1/28/14 10:25am 1/28/14 10:25am

Florida Cops Suspended for Giving Justin Bieber an Unofficial Escort

On Monday evening, just a few days before he was arrested for drag racing under the influence in Miami Beach, Justin Bieber was escorted from a Miami-area airport by several Florida police officers because that's just the sort of first-class treatment celebrities should expect from our public servants. For their act… » 1/26/14 12:30pm 1/26/14 12:30pm