Fall Hues and Defiant Baby Blues at the British Fashion Awards 

The annual British Fashion Awards took place last night at London’s Coliseum, and it was a flurry of pursed lips, restrained ensembles, and fawning praise for the British fashion “family,” which I am imagining as the kind of family that doesn’t like to give hugs and makes everyone figure out their own dinner. »Tuesday 12:00pm11/24/15 12:00pm


Superb Human Jeremy Renner Cannot Be Bothered to Fight For Equal Pay

Jeremy Renner—the frog-faced Avenger with a sixth grade boy’s haircut—has caught wind of American Hustle co-star Jennifer Lawrence’s essay on unequal pay in Hollywood. He’s aware that many of his fellow actors are clamoring for an end to this discriminatory gap. But he doesn’t especially give a flying fuck. »10/21/15 9:15pm10/21/15 9:15pm

Vanity Fair Dove Deep Into Kelly Rutherford's Custody Battle, and I'm Still So Confused

We all know the story by now. Or, if we don’t know the story, we at least know the headlines: Kelly Rutherford has spent the last few years of her life—and just about all of her money—trying to keep her kids in the United States and out of Monaco, where their father, Daniel Giersch, resides. The saga has been popping… »10/08/15 3:30pm10/08/15 3:30pm

American Eagle Uses Bullshit Holiday to Launch Bullshit Marketing Campaign 

Today is National Coffee Day, because for-profit organizations that sell coffee keep telling us so. The exact details of how National Coffee Day began are shaky, (because I didn’t look and it doesn’t matter) but I assume that Starbucks and a bunch of coffee manufacturers got together and decided that, dammit, it’s… »9/29/15 4:50pm9/29/15 4:50pm

Don't Try Selling Photos of Ryan Reynolds's Baby Unless You Want Him to Defriend You

The birth of Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively’s daughter James earlier this year caused the end of one of Reynolds’s oldest friendships. In an interview with GQ, the actor (whom the writer Zach Baron describes as having “been the next big thing more times than he can count”) shared the sad tale of a friendship that was… »9/21/15 4:10pm9/21/15 4:10pm

Jimmy Out-Fallons Himself, Literally Spits on Jessica Alba Out of Excitement for The Honest Company 

Jessica Alba was on The Tonight Show last night so that host Jimmy Fallon, BFF to the celebrity ego that he is, could vociferously promote her new beauty line for The Honest Company, which Fallon maintains is “just crushing it” despite currently being pummeled by class action lawsuits. »9/15/15 11:40am9/15/15 11:40am

Jeremy Scott Was Served With a Copyright Lawsuit at His Own Documentary Premiere 

Moschino designer Jeremy Scott was minding his own freaking business at the premiere for “The People’s Designer,” a documentary about his amazing journey to the upper echelons of the fashion world and his friendship with Rita Ora, when some total nobody served him with legal papers! HIDEOUS! APPALLING! LITERALLY… »9/10/15 1:20pm9/10/15 1:20pm

Damon Wayans Demands 'Stop Twisting My Words' After Calling Cosby Victims 'Unrapeable'

Damon Wayans can’t believe everybody’s so bent out of shape about him calling some of Bill Cosby’s alleged victims “unrapeable” and their allegations “a money hustle.” Wayans took to Twitter to huffily defend himself, pointing out that he did say that he felt sorry for anyone who was actually raped or whatever. »9/07/15 10:30am9/07/15 10:30am