At Long Last, Video Proof That Cats Strike Smarter Poses than Dogs

Science has claimed that dogs are, in fact, smarter than cats, but it has also suggested that cat owners are smarter than dog owners, so the cat vs. dog debate is really at an impasse. No longer! This video offers indisputable (read: very easily disputed) proof that cats are master chess players and enjoy gourmet… » 9/20/12 11:15pm 9/20/12 11:15pm

Cats vs. Dogs: The Top Seeds Have Left The Building

Do you feel that? It's fur. And it's static-y, brimming with energy and excitement and electricity — because the end of the big dance is near. But first, there are two tough players waiting to move forward, to take a shot at greatness. The Final Four is around the corner, so grab your sunblock, because someone's… » 4/01/11 4:05pm 4/01/11 4:05pm

Cats vs. Dogs: Ladies And Gents, Meet Your Elite Eight

Our game began with 32 brave players, but after a fierce, fur-flying frenzy, we have only eight strong competitors left. Yes, friends: Just four cats and four dogs remain, and we are one step closer to declaring a victor! Who will it be? Team Bow-wow or Team Meow? The remaining ballers are Tiger, Hobbes, Tuxedo, Tabby, … » 3/31/11 3:15pm 3/31/11 3:15pm

Cats vs. Dogs: Today's Matchup Is A Doozy

On Day 1 of our Cats vs. Dogs tournament, and we learned that Tigers and Golden Retrievers trounce Alley Cats and Cujo, respectively. The victors have secured themselves a spot in the Elite Eight, but many more warriors must fall along the way. And while yesterday's games predictably saw top seeds prevail over the… » 3/16/11 4:28pm 3/16/11 4:28pm

Jezebel's March Madness 2011: Cats Vs. Dogs

It's that time of year again, when we address the ugliest of rivalries and seek resolution through honest competition. After the success of 2010's Pie vs. Cake tournament, we realized that with just one short season of war, we may find peace. This year, we have to go deeper. Thus we now look to settle the centuries-old … » 3/14/11 3:30pm 3/14/11 3:30pm