Science has claimed that dogs are, in fact, smarter than cats, but it has also suggested that cat owners are smarter than dog owners, so the cat vs. dog debate is really at an impasse. No longer! This video offers indisputable (read: very easily disputed) proof that cats are master chess players and enjoy gourmet… » 9/20/12 11:15pm 9/20/12 11:15pm

This is it. The day we've been waiting for. We started this war with 16 supercute kitties and 16 precious puppies. Now, brave warriors — Tiger! Pit Bull! Tabby! MUTT!!! — lie fallen on the bloodied fields. Only two critters remain: Tuxedo and Corgi. One cat. One dog. And there can only be one winner. We must declare,… » 4/05/11 4:30pm 4/05/11 4:30pm

Do you feel that? It's fur. And it's static-y, brimming with energy and excitement and electricity — because the end of the big dance is near. But first, there are two tough players waiting to move forward, to take a shot at greatness. The Final Four is around the corner, so grab your sunblock, because someone's… » 4/01/11 4:05pm 4/01/11 4:05pm

Our game began with 32 brave players, but after a fierce, fur-flying frenzy, we have only eight strong competitors left. Yes, friends: Just four cats and four dogs remain, and we are one step closer to declaring a victor! Who will it be? Team Bow-wow or Team Meow? The remaining ballers are Tiger, Hobbes, Tuxedo,… » 3/31/11 3:15pm 3/31/11 3:15pm

It's the final day of the March Madness Sweet Sixteen, meaning that there's just one spot left for a competitor from each conference. Who's going to be? Grab your razors, because it's going to be a close shave. » 3/30/11 4:07pm 3/30/11 4:07pm

We're now officially halfway through the Sweet Sixteen in our March Madness tournament, but that doesn't mean it's time to relax. Grab your inhalers, because this is going to leave you breathless. » 3/29/11 4:00pm 3/29/11 4:00pm

After a weekend full of grueling practices and some good nights' sleep, our competitors are back on the battlefield. Grab your smelling salts, because this one may leave you feeling faint. » 3/28/11 4:00pm 3/28/11 4:00pm

On the first day, there were 32. Two by two, mighty warriors — Lassie, Keyboard Cat, Chihuhua —fell. Now only 16 remain. The stakes get a little higher, the matches a little more intense. Put on your pacemaker, because this will leave your heart racing. » 3/25/11 4:10pm 3/25/11 4:10pm

Round one of our March Madness Dogs vs. Cats tournament ends today with our final two matches, after which we'll have sixteen of the sweetest competitors. Grab your flashlights, 'cause no one's going gently into the good night. » 3/24/11 4:00pm 3/24/11 4:00pm

We're down to the last few days of the first round of play — but exhaustion has yet to set in for these fierce warriors. Today is a day of sentimental favorites, but at the end of the game, a mammal must fall. Grab your toothbrush, because this one's going to leave a bad taste in your mouth. » 3/23/11 4:10pm 3/23/11 4:10pm

We saw a lot of emotion on the courts yesterday; hearts and guts and sheer sweat. Today promises to be more of the same. Put on your shinguards, because this one's a kicker. » 3/22/11 4:16pm 3/22/11 4:16pm

When we last met, we had four tough matches ahead of us. And some of those were particularly intense. Today we've got two more, pitting classic breeds against pop culture legends. Grab your bandaids, because this one's going to leave a mark. » 3/21/11 5:00pm 3/21/11 5:00pm

And we're back for more! Yesterday's gameplay was put on hold due to green beer being dumped all over our servers (or something), which means that today we've got double the drama. Grab your band-aids, because these match-ups will cut to the quick. » 3/18/11 3:55pm 3/18/11 3:55pm

On Day 1 of our Cats vs. Dogs tournament, and we learned that Tigers and Golden Retrievers trounce Alley Cats and Cujo, respectively. The victors have secured themselves a spot in the Elite Eight, but many more warriors must fall along the way. And while yesterday's games predictably saw top seeds prevail over the… » 3/16/11 4:28pm 3/16/11 4:28pm

And so it begins! It's the very first day of Jezebel's ultimate Cats vs. Dogs tournament, wherein felines and canines will face off for the title of General Bestness, as determined by your votes. Put on your water wings and get ready to dive in. » 3/15/11 3:00pm 3/15/11 3:00pm

It's that time of year again, when we address the ugliest of rivalries and seek resolution through honest competition. After the success of 2010's Pie vs. Cake tournament, we realized that with just one short season of war, we may find peace. This year, we have to go deeper. Thus we now look to settle the… » 3/14/11 3:30pm 3/14/11 3:30pm

Video of a Québécois cat fighting off a bear went viral on Digg yesterday afternoon, but it's no surprise that cats are badasses. Take a look at how our feline friends fare against other species: » 1/26/10 2:40pm 1/26/10 2:40pm