Investigation: Can Cat Hair Really Get Stuck In Your Vagina for Months?

Earlier this week, Michelle Barrow made headlines when she revealed (exclusively to XOJane) that she’d gotten cat hair tangles in her IUD due to both the vigorous thrusting of her partner and the fact that her bed was covered lightly in cat hair. Is this possible, everyone on the internet wondered; Is a hair ball… »9/04/15 6:30pm9/04/15 6:30pm

Do You Have What It Takes to Be the Tour Assistant For a Traveling Cat Circus?

I know it’s Friday and that you’re probably too excited about the weekend to do something as mentally exhausting as re-thinking what remains of your life path, but I have a few questions to ask. 1. Do you like cats? Yes? OK. 2. Do you like having fun? Great. 3. Do you want a new job? If you’re unsure about that one,… »8/28/15 3:30pm8/28/15 3:30pm

Australia to Imprison the Country's Most Dangerous Predators: Cats

Australia, known for dangerous animals such as the inland taipan (the world’s most venomous snake) and drop bears (real) is facing an animal crisis that’s been building for the past 200 years. What, you may ask, is more frightening than the box jellyfish or the common—common—death adder? It’s your average everyday… »7/29/15 12:30pm7/29/15 12:30pm

New Product Makes Your Cat's Butthole Look Amazing

Does your cat love shoving its disgusting butthole in your face every morning? Does it embarrass you when guests come over and your familiar coyly lifts up its tail to show exactly what it’s hiding under there? If you answered yes to either of these questions (or have a scenario of your own), you need Twinkle Tush, a… »7/15/15 2:30pm7/15/15 2:30pm

Jezebel Endorses Limberbutt McCubbins, Cat, for President

It’s still extremely early in the presidential elections, with most candidates having not yet formally declared themselves and most media outlets far from making their endorsements. We’re not most media outlets. Today, Jezebel is formally throwing our support behind Limberbutt McCubbins of Louisville, Kentucky. »7/09/15 5:10pm7/09/15 5:10pm