​Russian Bank Will Send a Cat To Your House if You Sign a Mortgage

One of Russia's largest banks has caught onto the global phenomenon (soon to be dictatorship) that is cats. In a new marketing scheme, Moscow-based Sberbank promises to send a cat over to your house for a couple hours if you sign a mortgage with them. That's right. They'll lend you some money, and then they'll lend… » 8/31/14 3:36pm Sunday 3:36pm

Woman Attacked by Raccoon She Thought Was Her Cat

When I was a kid, we had two cats who came and went as they pleased via a cat door in our basement. Their names were Georgie and Gracie, which isn't really relevant to the story—I'm just mentioning it because RIP, MY SWEET LADIES—and we were confused because they seemed to be not only eating massive amounts of food,… » 8/26/14 9:50am 8/26/14 9:50am

Man Kills Family Cat With Aggressive Masturbation

Before you read any further, you must know that the cat dies at the end of this post. And it doesn't die due to old age. It dies, unfortunately, because some dude on Reddit masturbated so much that his cat had to be put down. What's the connection, you ask? Well, it's more clear when you realize the redditors username… » 8/08/14 6:50pm 8/08/14 6:50pm