Occasionally—like, a lot—I sit around and consider what it might be like to own a dozen similar looking cats that instinctually get in formation around their daily activities, whether it’s eating, napping, licking or staring blankly into a camera. Lo and behold, this Instagram account exists.

Attention cat-lovers and those who merely tolerate them: cat scratch fever is real and just like the CDC’s strident warnings about kissing chickens, they would also like you to watch it around Señor Fluffyface and his sharp little claws.

Mister Fusterbuster Fluffykins might sit on his majestic butt all day, basking in whatever sunbeams you have made available to suit his needs, but his ancestors traveled quite a distance so he could wake you at 6 a.m, yowling for Fancy Feast.

“Wyd...,” North West thought to herself, while surrounded by frightening, tall-sized kids dressed like humongous cats at the revival of Cats, a Broadway musical (starring Leona Lewis) that Auntie Kourtney drug North along to so she could experience the Arts firsthand even though all she wanted to do was eat an…

Cats are all over the London Tube. Judging you.

In this picture from the Associated Press, a Persian cat owned by Arthur Newman of Jersey City demonstrates her ability to hypnotize women, discovered accidentally when a young lady passed out while staring into the feline’s eyes while petting her. This is just one story I would have clicked on in 1945, but there are…

When we aggregate, we seek to bring something new to a story. But there are times when an Omaha man finds a bunch of pot brownies, eats them, gets what a reasonable person would term “too high,” uses reprehensible language towards his cat, and crashes headlong into the stuff of local news headline-legend.

“A cat hopped into a UPS truck for a joyride, never to be seen again” would’ve been the lead of this story if this was 1985.

If you have a cat, you may not have gotten laid in awhile. This commercial makes why completely clear.

There is discontent in the world of celebrity cats.

Where has Leona Lewis been, you ask? Everywhere and nowhere. Soon, she’ll be on Broadway, starring in the Cats comeback as Grizabella.

What can your pussy do?

The claws are out, fam!!!

There’s a new fad on the Korean internet, and indeed, with this development, the Internet has perhaps reached its purest, truest use: watching stray cats eat.

You can’t ever say that Courtney Stodden doesn’t commit to whatever the hell her brand is supposed to be.

When I wrote about the kittens that did amazing stunts for Key and Peele’s Keanu movie, I didn’t think things could get any more disgustingly cute.

The impossibly cute kitten in the movie Keanu—the only reason many people will go see it—is actually not just one but seven goddamn kittens.

The Foreign Office of the United Kingdom has just acquired a rescue cat to patrol its aged halls, which apparently have a bit of a rodent problem. His name is Palmerston, after nineteenth-century foreign secretary Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston.

I’m a city cat.