Office With 'Cat Library' Lets Employees Check Out Kittens on Breaks 

A government center in New Mexico offers an employee perk that is way better than a startup company’s snack wall or foosball table. At the Dona Ana County Office, there’s a kitten library set up in the lobby. When employees find themselves in need of some pet therapy, they can “check out” a kitten to hang out and play… » 6/12/15 6:50pm 6/12/15 6:50pm

Your Cat Won't Make You Crazy: Keep Side-Eyeing Your Science Headlines

In the past few days, a wave of articles, Facebook posts, and tweets seemingly struck a major blow for #teamdog: dramatic headlines informed us that a recent study found that cat ownership causes people to go crazy. Most of the articles later clarify that the study, which looked specifically at schizophrenia (not… » 6/12/15 3:50pm 6/12/15 3:50pm

Stupid Shit I've Bought for My Cat in an Attempt to Make Her Love Me

In early 2007, during a fit of extreme emotional vulnerability, I walked into an animal shelter on Chicago’s near North side. Two hours later, I was driving home with a very angry cat with only one fang and a stump where her tail should be in a carrying case on the passenger seat, my hands clenched on the wheel in a… » 6/08/15 4:20pm 6/08/15 4:20pm

These Cats Hate Everything, But Especially Your Dumb Birthday

Only weeks ago, the internet was rocked by the revelation that cats, who had previously been thought to be revenge-thirsty monsters, may not be dicks just for the sake of it. That’s a nice thought, but just one look at this video of cats ruining birthdays will prove something very important: cats hate you, cats hate… » 5/13/15 9:30pm 5/13/15 9:30pm

Here's a Cat Just Fucking Sliding Down a Bannister Like a Boss

A friendly reminder: never mess with cats: They will come after you, and if you embarrass them they will never ever forgive you. So whoever taped this video of a cat accidentally sliding down a bannister like a cool kid in an ‘80s movie is in a whole heap of trouble, and should probably watch his back at night. » 4/29/15 7:30pm 4/29/15 7:30pm

These Cats Don't Give a Fuck About You Making the Bed


Cats are adorable, but they also couldn’t give less of a shit about you, your life or your struggles. Especially if either of those things require them to move when they don’t want to. Meet Cole and Marmalade, two cats who could start an entire consulting company catering to cats who want to learn how to be as… » 4/16/15 11:30pm 4/16/15 11:30pm

How To Get A Chill Cat

So you’ve decided to get a pet. Maybe you’re hankering for some furry companionship to perk up the lonesome evenings. Perhaps you’re attempting to plug an emotional gap in your life by saving some of god’s non-edible creatures. Or maybe you just want to strike back at those people clogging up your Instagram feed with… » 4/02/15 5:39pm 4/02/15 5:39pm

Jam Out With Your Cat to These Rocking Tunes 

Have you ever tried to grind to a sick beat at the club, but it's hard to have a good time because your bored cat is rolling his eyes and texting in the corner? Or have you ever tried to play the new D'Angelo album during a cozy date night at home, but the evening is totally ruined because you can tell your cat just… » 3/06/15 5:30pm 3/06/15 5:30pm