Saturday Night Social: There's a Stare about This Cat

I never know how to feel about cats. They're like the cool kids in the cafeteria—if they interact with me I am golden, but if they don't, I pretend that I don't care even though I do. Just a little. I don't want that life, I'm just saying they could appreciate mine for a moment. BUT NOPE THEY'RE CATS. TEAM BABY SEAL… » 9/13/14 6:40pm 9/13/14 6:40pm

Freak Mutant Cat Survives 17 Story Fall From Building

A man in Canada named Joel Isfeld has a cat named Cleo. On Sunday, Cleo did what all cats seem to consistently insist on doing. Rather than simply enjoy the pampered life of luxury Isfeld created for her, she went to the absolute most dangerous, scary part of the apartment and sauntered around the balcony. Then she… » 9/12/14 11:40am 9/12/14 11:40am

Golden Retriever Loves Watching Football SO FUCKING MUCH OH MY GOD

This golden retriever, much like your cousin Chad, cannot even fucking cope with his excitement about football season. He loves it so much, in fact, that some Septembers he will hop back and forth laterally for NEARLY TWO POINT FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT. (Much like your cousin Chad.) And that is just the hopping we know… » 9/05/14 4:50pm 9/05/14 4:50pm

Here Is Your Reminder That Cats Are High-Performance Athletes

Apropos of nothing, here is a commercial featuring cats, shot in the same slow-motion style favored by athletics brands like Under Armor and Nike. According to AdWeek, it's an ad for Temptations Tumblers, some kitty treat that rolls around better or something. But mostly it's an excuse to watch what is likely very… » 9/04/14 3:30pm 9/04/14 3:30pm

​Russian Bank Will Send a Cat To Your House if You Sign a Mortgage

One of Russia's largest banks has caught onto the global phenomenon (soon to be dictatorship) that is cats. In a new marketing scheme, Moscow-based Sberbank promises to send a cat over to your house for a couple hours if you sign a mortgage with them. That's right. They'll lend you some money, and then they'll lend… » 8/31/14 3:36pm 8/31/14 3:36pm