Just when you think he's out, his butthole pulls him back in! Read… 12/10/13 6:40pm Yesterday 6:40pm

Is nothing sacred? Not to cats! RLJR News (via DNA Info) reports that every year, a colony of feral felines seizes control of a nativity scene organized by two Brooklyn sisters. As soon as the creche comes out, with its hay bale and warm lights, the cats take up residence. Read… 12/09/13 7:45pm Monday 7:45pm

These dogs would literally rather not eat poop than walk past these cats and if my dogs are any indication, eating poop is their favorite thing to do. That, and actual pooping. Moral of the story: Dogs are smart, cats are smarter, and my dogs are a fucking handful. Read… 12/08/13 11:30pm Sunday 11:30pm

Cats and dogs are gendered in contemporary American culture, such that dogs are thought to be the proper pet for men and cats for women (especially lesbians). This, it turns out, is an old stereotype. In fact, cats were a common symbol in suffragette imagery. Cats represented the domestic sphere, and anti-suffrage… Read… 12/06/13 7:15pm Friday 7:15pm

ALERT AL ROKER ALERT: the cutest fucking kittens you've ever seen are coming for your job. Read… 12/06/13 4:00pm Friday 4:00pm

This is one for the ages, people. Will the tiny kitten tire of chasing the tail first or will the tail finally walk away from swatting the kitten? ONLY TIME (and my unlimited attention span when it comes to cute animal videos) WILL TELL. Discuss… 12/01/13 11:34pm 12/01/13 11:34pm

He wins, right? Unless you can show me something more amazing than a full cat portrait, this dude is taking home the prize. Read… 12/01/13 9:00pm 12/01/13 9:00pm

Japanese researchers have tested whether or not cats recognize their owners' voices. The good news: they can. The bad news: they're probably going to ignore it. Read on io9 12/01/13 8:30pm 12/01/13 8:30pm

According to some new feline research from the UK, your cat may soon have yet another very good reason to flash you that glare of utter contempt. All your sharp, staccato noises — pen clicking, fingernail biting, cutlery dropping, and mouse clicking — may trigger cat seizures, a condition researchers are somehow… Read… 12/01/13 2:00pm 12/01/13 2:00pm

This kitchen bunny is excited about...well, it's impossible to know about what for sure because bunnies don't talk. Here's what we do know: there is a bunny, said bunny's ears are floppy, there is also a cat, the cat seems to be on good terms with the bunny, and the bunny gets food for hopping merrily around the… Read… 11/24/13 4:30pm 11/24/13 4:30pm

This is the life we're all trying to lead, right? Discuss… 11/15/13 5:20pm 11/15/13 5:20pm

Jennifer Lawrence was all, "I'm meow'ed of here! Smell ya later, kittens!" Read… 11/10/13 11:30pm 11/10/13 11:30pm

Today, a study from the Ministry of Underestimation has found that one in ten women prefer their pet to their partner. (Other forthcoming studies: Cheese Is Pretty Ok; Some People Like Soccer a Little). Read… 11/08/13 1:10pm 11/08/13 1:10pm

Grumpy met Grumpy and now the Internet can go home. Discuss… 11/06/13 11:20am 11/06/13 11:20am

This might not be a full-on evening cry, but it definitely qualifies as a evening sniffle. Single tear. Read… 11/04/13 7:30pm 11/04/13 7:30pm

Team Dog strikes yet another victory. And the battle rages on, while combatants on both sides tend to their wounded, review their strategy and eye the horizon, ever mindful that their day is coming. Soon. Soon. Discuss… 11/03/13 4:41pm 11/03/13 4:41pm

Many billions and billions of innocent Facebookers were suddenly taken hostage last week in a dangerous siege sparked by what some are now attributing to a disturbing trend that isn't showing any signs of going away. Read… 11/02/13 3:58pm 11/02/13 3:58pm

In case you're having a hard time drifting off to sleep tonight, maybe take some inspiration from this baby chick? Just find something really, really, incredibly dangerous that has caused the deaths of many of your relatives—something like a pile of knives, or an industrial deep-fryer, or a war—and then just LAY YOUR… Read… 10/28/13 11:20pm 10/28/13 11:20pm

You know, I am a dog person, but nothing beats a kitten. Except maybe a cat. Good luck, kitten. Discuss… 10/24/13 6:30pm 10/24/13 6:30pm

You can actually see the hate in his eyes. Oh, and you can BUY THIS. God speed, cats. Discuss… 10/20/13 9:52pm 10/20/13 9:52pm

Every cat owner (who's being honest with him or herself) reaches a point in their cat stewardship when they lock eyes with their cat and realize that the animal's keen intelligence is actually a trick perpetrated by a pair of sharp, steady eyes that only seem engaged. Really, those eyes are sharp and steady because… Read… 10/19/13 5:30pm 10/19/13 5:30pm

There’s a lot of casual evil in the world: people riding two abreast in the bike lane, dentists, people in coach who recline their seat all the way back just when you’re opening your complimentary dime bag of pretzel shavings, and, as of today, people who steal other people’s cats and write gloating missives from the… Read… 10/19/13 3:30pm 10/19/13 3:30pm