In living out this crazy human condition of ours, a great deal can be gained by learning to find beauty in the things we don't understand. I don't understand Christmas Cats TV, but I do know that it is beautiful.
He wins, right? Unless you can show me something more amazing than a full cat portrait, this dude is taking home the prize.
Japanese researchers have tested whether or not cats recognize their owners' voices. The good news: they can. The bad news: they're probably going to ignore it.
According to some new feline research from the UK, your cat may soon have yet another very good reason to flash you that glare of utter contempt. All your sharp, staccato noises — pen clicking, fingernail biting, cutlery dropping, and mouse clicking — may trigger cat seizures, a condition researchers are somehow…
This kitchen bunny is excited about...well, it's impossible to know about what for sure because bunnies don't talk. Here's what we do know: there is a bunny, said bunny's ears are floppy, there is also a cat, the cat seems to be on good terms with the bunny, and the bunny gets food for hopping merrily around the…
So, George W. Bush is painting cats now. First it was dogs
I was in Texas last week and a friend of a friend started talking pretty enthusiastically about cat acrobats (AKA catrobats) (AKA acrocats). WHOA WHOA SLOW DOWN, LAURA: WTF is a cat acrobat and how can I see one immediately? The answer is that a catrobat is an obedient-ish cat who sometimes (sometimes!) performs…
Today, a study from the Ministry of Underestimation has found that one in ten women prefer their pet to their partner. (Other forthcoming studies: Cheese Is Pretty Ok; Some People Like Soccer a Little).
You thought Dogs Wearing Pantyhose
Team Dog strikes yet another victory. And the battle rages on, while combatants on both sides tend to their wounded, review their strategy and eye the horizon, ever mindful that their day is coming. Soon. Soon.
Many billions and billions of innocent Facebookers were suddenly taken hostage last week in a dangerous siege sparked by what some are now attributing to a disturbing trend that isn't showing any signs of going away.
In case you're having a hard time drifting off to sleep tonight, maybe take some inspiration from this baby chick? Just find something really, really, incredibly dangerous that has caused the deaths of many of your relatives—something like a pile of knives, or an industrial deep-fryer, or a war—and then just LAY YOUR…
People all over these United States are humanizing their pets, and that’s fine because it means pets get fancy things like clothes, driver’s licenses, and really expensive organic food that may be really good for them, but may also have about the same nutritional value to animals as miscellaneous garbage that gets to…
You can actually see the hate in his eyes. Oh, and you can BUY THIS. God speed, cats.
Every cat owner (who's being honest with him or herself) reaches a point in their cat stewardship when they lock eyes with their cat and realize that the animal's keen intelligence is actually a trick perpetrated by a pair of sharp, steady eyes that only seem engaged. Really, those eyes are sharp and steady because…
There’s a lot of casual evil in the world: people riding two abreast in the bike lane, dentists, people in coach who recline their seat all the way back just when you’re opening your complimentary dime bag of pretzel shavings, and, as of today, people who steal other people’s cats and write gloating missives from the…
Finally, two of my saddest interests combined into one sad, sad product: cat wine.
The dogs should know better; all things in every house belong to the cat.
Well, this is despicable.
So much better than a bouquet. (JKJK DON'T do this at your wedding unless you're a terrible person.) (But DO photoshop a cat into all of your wedding pictures.)
