Batshit Nun Tells Assembly of Teens That Masturbation Makes Them Gay

Students at Charlotte Catholic High School in Charlotte, North Carolina are angry after the school hosted Sister Jane Dominic Laurel, a professor at Nashville's Aquinas College, to lecture about homosexuality and, more specifically, how having divorced parents and masturbating can turn you gay. » 4/02/14 12:20pm 4/02/14 12:20pm

Yet Another Catholic School Forces Teacher to Quit for Being Gay

Whether it's the Affordable Care Act or dealing with gay teachers, Catholic institutions have trouble going against the Pope. The latest one to claim, "It's not us; it's that big guy up there" is Mount St. Mary Academy in Little Rock, Arkansas. The principal there, Diane Wolfe, did a cool thing this week and fired a… » 10/18/13 12:15pm 10/18/13 12:15pm

Teen Harlotry Leads Catholic School to Ban Skirts from Uniform

Starting next fall, instead of jumpers and skirts, female students at a Connecticut parochial school will dress in khakis and polo shirts just like their male classmates. Weirdly, the group most upset about this is the parents, who seem genuinely distressed by the change— not because of any practical reason, but… » 2/02/12 11:20am 2/02/12 11:20am

Sensible Religious School Fired Woman For Being Artificially Inseminated

A single woman who was fired by her Catholic school employer after announcing she was pregnant via artificial insemination says she doesn't regret her decision to pursue motherhood, even though she still hasn't found a new job. She does, however, plan on continuing to sue their holy roller asses. » 12/27/11 5:15pm 12/27/11 5:15pm

For All Who Have Rolled Up Their Catholic School Kilts Three Or More Times...

Under normal circumstances I probably would not deign to ask a favor of his Holiness the Pontiff on his trip to our shores, but I was recently called to action by the news of the slow extinction of a venerable Catholic tradition that I believe to be a matter of universal concern. I know you to be a man of tradition,… » 4/16/08 2:00pm 4/16/08 2:00pm