Catholic League President Loses His Shit Over Gay Rights in Arizona

Have you consumed the FDA recommended serving of schadenfreude today? Better watch this clip of Catholic League President Bill Donohue, a famous sufferer of both congenital bigotry and progressive Irish Fat Head Syndrome, freaking the hell out about Arizona governor Jan Brewer's rejection of a bill that would have… » 2/27/14 12:40pm 2/27/14 12:40pm

Catholic League Protesting Daily Show by Sending Advertisers Pictures…

Because focusing on bedroom issues like gay marriage and the inherent grave sinfulness of birth control isn't enough to sufficiently alienate an entire generation from the Catholic Church, the Catholic League has turned its sights on The Daily Show. After the Comedy Central program featured an image of a naked woman's… » 5/10/12 11:40am 5/10/12 11:40am

Church Group Calls for Boycott of The Daily Show Over Hilarious Vagina…

The Catholic League has its rosary in a knot over a joke and graphic on The Daily Show they say objectifies women, marking the one billionth consecutive time The Catholic League has failed to see the irony in complaining about objectification of women when they can't see women as anything more than walking wombs. So… » 4/18/12 4:30pm 4/18/12 4:30pm

Catholic League Classes Up the Joint With Dig at Lesbian Moms

Just when the War on Single Mothers looked like it may be over, one final, futile dud of a cannon ball is hurled by the Catholic League. It seems that Hilary Rosen, the pundit who said Ann Romney had "never worked a day in her life," is not only a DEMOCRAT but also a LESBIAN, and because of that, she's less of a… » 4/12/12 6:15pm 4/12/12 6:15pm

Bill Donohue Is A Cynical Bigot, Part One Million

All the debate over gay marriage was missing was someone calling it the "upper class white man's burden. Enter Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League, always ready to commit maximum offense on television. » 6/28/11 3:00pm 6/28/11 3:00pm

Smithsonian Removes Jesus Video From Gender-Identity Exhibit After…

Oh hello, culture wars! A Smithsonian exhibit on gender and sexual identity—in particular an ant-covered Jesus video—has drawn the wrath of the Catholic League, which isn't unusual. Except now the League has Speaker Boehner's support, so they're winning. » 12/01/10 10:04am 12/01/10 10:04am

"The Sex We're Talking About Pertains To Dogs And Cats"

PETA, with its spoiled-12-year-old-meets-mid-90's-Marilyn-Manson need for cheap attention, has resorted to the oldest trick in the book: offending the Church. Oh, and while they're at it, they managed to objectify women! Two birds! » 12/02/09 2:40pm 12/02/09 2:40pm

Deconstructing Angelina Jolie's Inner Neocon

So Lara Croft turns out to be a no-longer-closeted neocon. Now will Brad's red-state mom acknowledge her at the Thanksgiving dinner table? Will Scarlett Johansson compose a dis track for her next album on the perils defining victory downward? And now that terror has struck one of the four Las Vegas ExtendedStay Suites… » 2/29/08 10:00am 2/29/08 10:00am