The Florida Psychic that Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Punched Is 'Aggravated, Swollen,' and in Hiding

Ohhhhhh, I love this headline so much: "Lindsay Lohan's Alleged Victim Is 'Aggravated,' 'Swollen,' Doesn't Want to Leave the House." It reminds me of when Master and Commander came out and some magazine ran a picture of Russell Crowe with the caption, "Masterful, commanding." Your CAPTION is masterful and commanding,… »11/29/12 8:50pm11/29/12 8:50pm