Journalist Shocked — Shocked! — to Learn That Newspaper's Society Writer Is Actually an 'Active Stripper'

Residents of Houston, ready your pearls for the clutching: it turns out that one of the city's newspapers had in its employ a woman who, while spending her days writing about society goings-on, was spending her nights taking her clothes off for a living. And the writer's secret life as an "active stripper" was…

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