Browser the Cat Ruined a City Councilman's Political Career
In a little town called White Settlement in Texas, a man named Elzie Clements went up against a library cat named Browser—and lost.
Does My Cat Look Fucked Up to You?
This week, my three-year-old cat Beaky was compelled to the vet for a (very expensive) teeth cleaning, during which he was supposed to get one rotten tooth pulled. When he returned from the procedure, however, the vet had removed not one but three teeth.
How the Hell Did This Stupid Kevin Spacey Cat Movie Get Made?
On the same day many are rushing to confirm how terrible Suicide Squad is with their own eyes, a far more questionable movie hits theaters: Nine Lives. Starring Kevin Spacey. As a cat. And Jennifer Garner. As his wife.
This 38-Pound Fat Cat Is Doing Fine Now
A stray cat that weighed the size of a toddler was recently brought into a Canadian shelter and treated.
Zombie Cat Claws Out of Grave, Terrorizes Florida
Florida is known for many things: Disney World, pleasant weather and being the setting for Starring Sally J. Friedman as Herself. Now it's being recognized for being the home of one more special thing: A zombie cat who clawed his way up and out of his final resting place.
When Do You Put Down the Family Pet?
I cannot tell a lie: I read Dear Prudence to feel smug and get outraged at the ridiculous people who write in. But today's column, which featured a question about "tabby termination" (you can't be tasteful all the time) was more heartbreaking than anger-inducing. When do you put down a beloved pet?
Cat to Musician: No One Cares About Your Stupid Ukulele Solo
If there's one thing that ruins a beautiful YouTube performance of a ukulele song about being frightened of "dentists and the dark." It's a music-hating cat who's not at all interested in your soulful crooning and enthusiastic strumming. Fuck you, thinks the cat. And fuck your love of music.
Taylor Swift Takes Olivia Benson the Cat for a Walk
Here are noted human Taylor Swift and her cat friend Olivia Benson, just strolling through the SoHo neighborhood of New York City, today, Tuesday, September 16. Additional images after the jump.
Cat Serenely Naps With a Little Frog on Its Head
This might just be the most serene video of a cat with a frog on its head that I have ever seen in my entire life. Also, the only video.
And Now, The Annotated Version of "Cat vs. Deer"
Ah, nothing like putting a hilarious voiceover on an already adorable animal video.
Mother Cat Adopting Orphan Bunny is Basically an IRL Disney Movie
Today in DEFCON 1 Cuteness, a cat named Snaggle Puss takes in a baby rabbit as one of her own. We never had a chance.
Woman Is Relentlessly Attacked by Hilarious Monster Cat
"If you have bad kids, please let them play with him." "He gets naughty when he watches Cats From Hell." "Stop it! I'm saying nice things about you!" Is this the most quotable video of our time? You bet your tank top and wonder bra it is!
Cat Attack Sends Three to Hospital
Fire fighters were called to a home in Roseville, California on Tuesday where a family was being terrorized by their housecat. The owner, who wished to remain anonymous, called authorities when Khat (I don't know why that name is terrifying to me) attacked the owner's sister, mother, and brother, sending them to the…
This Woman Is the Awesome Cat Lady You Can Only Hope to Be
Kate Benjamin has one of the best jobs in the world. What is it, you ask? Well, she just writes about and make things for cats all day. Her eleven cats.
Kitten Pops Water Balloons, Gradually Comes to Despise Water
The obvious question one should ask after watching this video of a kitten popping two water balloons and then fleeing to someplace that isn't a wet nightmare is: has the insane serial water ballooner who filled this bucket with ammunition been apprehended yet? Because if the answer is "no," then a manhunt needs…
Maru and Hana Perform Their Famed Fat Cat, Tiny Kitten Routine
We all remember Maru and Hana, don't we? They're a once-great comedy duo of cats (similar to Abbott and Costello, only with more butt-licking) looking to recapture their former glory. Maru's still in his cups most nights, but when he's not, his timing is impeccable.
Cat Snuggles Ducklings for Warmth/Possible Midnight Snack
Meet Clara the cat, this proud Irish mama is very protective of her feathery kids — well, that's until she gets hungry and then all bets are off!
Caturday! Hyper Kitten Won't Let This Cross-Eyed Cat Sleep, Goddammit
Admittedly, there are worse wake-up calls than an adorable Oreo-colored nugget of joy poking you in the face repeatedly. (My alarm is pretty bad, for instance, even though I set it as the "Salute Your Shorts" theme song.) But Old Deuteronomy here is not amused.
One Of This Cat's Kittens Is A Puppy And I Cannot
If anyone feels like spontaneously lactating, watch the above video of Lurlene the cat, who adopted one-day-old orphaned pitbull puppy Noland over in a Cleveland animal shelter. As you can see, she grooms him like one of her four biological kitten babies. (He's fed with supplemental bottles since he's bigger than his…
This Bunny's Mad As Hell And He's Not Gonna Take It Anymore
Little known fact: While the tortoise won the race and the hare burned out early, the cat in this video was lounging on the side of the field drinking a white Russian and reading the trades. Accordingly, the coexistence of Monti (cat) and 7-year-old Holland lop Waffles (rabbit) is not always peaceful. Above, find the…
