Kitten Pops Water Balloons, Gradually Comes to Despise Water

The obvious question one should ask after watching this video of a kitten popping two water balloons and then fleeing to someplace that isn't a wet nightmare is: has the insane serial water ballooner who filled this bucket with ammunition been apprehended yet? Because if the answer is "no," then a manhunt needs… » 11/10/13 1:00pm 11/10/13 1:00pm

One Of This Cat's Kittens Is A Puppy And I Cannot

If anyone feels like spontaneously lactating, watch the above video of Lurlene the cat, who adopted one-day-old orphaned pitbull puppy Noland over in a Cleveland animal shelter. As you can see, she grooms him like one of her four biological kitten babies. (He's fed with supplemental bottles since he's bigger than his… » 6/24/13 7:45pm 6/24/13 7:45pm

This Bunny's Mad As Hell And He's Not Gonna Take It Anymore

Little known fact: While the tortoise won the race and the hare burned out early, the cat in this video was lounging on the side of the field drinking a white Russian and reading the trades. Accordingly, the coexistence of Monti (cat) and 7-year-old Holland lop Waffles (rabbit) is not always peaceful. Above, find the… » 6/23/13 11:30pm 6/23/13 11:30pm

Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper into a Trampoline

The YouTube caption for this video insists that the cat is "helping" with the dirty laundry, though that hardly seems possible given the visual evidence at hand. This cat is clearly just fucking around with the dirty laundry, which doesn't seem helpful or considerate at all. This cat, ladies and gentlemen, is a dick. » 1/19/13 5:30pm 1/19/13 5:30pm

Prison Guards Apprehend Cat Trying Adorably to Sneak Into a Brazilian…

A fleet-footed black-and-white cat was captured back on Dec. 31 by prison guards in Brazil's northeast Alagoas state after it was caught sneaking around with a little parcel of tools strapped to its body, which is both the cutest and cleverest jailbreak plan ever devised. It's also reason enough to take a long, hard… » 1/06/13 12:30pm 1/06/13 12:30pm

Cat Thinks Christmas Consumerism Is Bullshit

Chatty the orange cat, clearly the Daria of your average domestic feline, can't believe that her owners are taking this whole gift-giving thing so seriously. If Chatty were human, she would complain, "God, are we really listening to holllllliday music? I mean, like, did you know that Christmas trees actually began as… » 12/23/12 5:00pm 12/23/12 5:00pm