Cat Attack Sends Three to Hospital
Fire fighters were called to a home in Roseville, California on Tuesday where a family was being terrorized by their housecat. The owner, who wished to remain anonymous, called authorities when Khat (I don't know why that name is terrifying to me) attacked the owner's sister, mother, and brother, sending them to the…
Kitten Pops Water Balloons, Gradually Comes to Despise Water
The obvious question one should ask after watching this video of a kitten popping two water balloons and then fleeing to someplace that isn't a wet nightmare is: has the insane serial water ballooner who filled this bucket with ammunition been apprehended yet? Because if the answer is "no," then a manhunt needs…
Maru and Hana Perform Their Famed Fat Cat, Tiny Kitten Routine
We all remember Maru and Hana, don't we? They're a once-great comedy duo of cats (similar to Abbott and Costello, only with more butt-licking) looking to recapture their former glory. Maru's still in his cups most nights, but when he's not, his timing is impeccable.
One Of This Cat's Kittens Is A Puppy And I Cannot
If anyone feels like spontaneously lactating, watch the above video of Lurlene the cat, who adopted one-day-old orphaned pitbull puppy Noland over in a Cleveland animal shelter. As you can see, she grooms him like one of her four biological kitten babies. (He's fed with supplemental bottles since he's bigger than his…
This Bunny's Mad As Hell And He's Not Gonna Take It Anymore
Little known fact: While the tortoise won the race and the hare burned out early, the cat in this video was lounging on the side of the field drinking a white Russian and reading the trades. Accordingly, the coexistence of Monti (cat) and 7-year-old Holland lop Waffles (rabbit) is not always peaceful. Above, find the…

