Mid-May, Cash Money Records recording artist and professional DJ Paris Hilton unleased the video for “High Off My Love,” a fairly pat electro banger splashed in rote, festival-friendly white-noise wash and the requisite trap interlude featuring label boss Birdman. It’s so dumb. I love it!
Someone out there wants to make sure you don’t underestimate those who are wealthier than you — because people do? — like Paris Hilton. She is the G.O.A.T. of celebutante-ness and here are several declarations trolling us just to prove it.
This summer, io9 is going cryptozoological. We're offering a $2000 bounty to the person who sends us the best authentic photo or video of a "cryptid," or mystery animal. And that's just the beginning of Cryptid Summer. A cryptid, according to Wikipedia, is "a creature or plant whose existence has been suggested but…
She who eats, prays and loves has also been paid $1.5 million to appear in an Italian commercial for Lavazza coffee...in which she doesn't say one word. Though she does make three or four facial expressions, including "contemplative" and "joyous."