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    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    Oh, he's a 'real man'? Like Sarah Palin is a 'real american'? Anytime someone prefaces anything with 'real' nowadays, it usually means they're being a bigoted asshole fuckface.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    Most people, myself included, are assholes. However, most people do not wake up and say: "Gee, how can I be the biggest asshole possible today?" Most of it is just plain old uninteresting fucked-up-ness. Nothing to be proud of--nothing to be happy about.
    Know your demons so you shall better pen them/feed them as needed and limit the damage they do. That's life.

    Tucker, however, puts the demons on a leash and demands prizes whenever they do a demon turd. Every day is "Biggest Possible Asshole Day" in Tucker's little world. And that is not life. It's cynical, money-grubbing, fame-whoring maladjusted shithead behavior.

    I hope they have thpeech theripisth in hell, because Tucker is going to need to step up his game. I hear Helen of Troy ith one picky bitch.
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    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    Things I learned today:
    That Carson Daly still has a show.
    (I already knew Tucker Max was a douche-nozzle.)
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    Image of Muggs Bigglesworth Muggs Bigglesworth
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    Since when is immaturity the same thing as masculinity?
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    09/30/09

    @Muggs Bigglesworth: Judging from my brother's forays into adulthood, I think this might be a common misconception in American life.
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    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    He's Michael Scott + David Brent x Tom Buchanan with a long string of Daisys.

    Great post.
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    RollsRoyceRevenge promoted this comment hortense approved this comment PetrinaAerope was starred PetrinaAerope was unstarred
    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    09/30/09

    @PetrinaAerope: As I recall Tom was good looking and Daisy was threatening to dump HIS ass.
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    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    I'm tired of guys complaining about how they've been made to feel 'ashamed' of their masculinity. No, guys, the shame should stem from your narrow definition of masculinity that equates 'being a man' with beating people up (including women), making sexist and racist jokes, and extreme homophobia.
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    09/30/09

    @HeatherNumber1: Exactly. You should be ashamed of being an oppressive asshole, not a man.
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    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    his brand of masculinity is the kind that makes my femininity dry up and grow a hard protective shell over itself
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    Image of KiddyKat KiddyKat
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    Is his version of "un-apologetically masculine" synonymous with "unrepentant asshole?" And those kinds of characters are occasionally fun to read about but definitely not fun to know in real life. I cannot imagine anyone wanting to hang out with this guy once the spotlight falls on someone else.
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    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    these "egdy" camera angles are killing me!
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    09/30/09

    @gold_gato: Argh, I know! I think my 8th grade cousin was directing.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    I find it funny that he thinks being an asshole = being "unapologetically masculine". When I look at him I definitely don't think about how amazing manly he is, I think about how he reminds me of about a dozen morons I went to Junior High with but, this is the kicker, most of THEM eventually grew out of it.

    How old is Tucker? 30? Pathetic.
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    Image of judgingamy judgingamy
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    Who wants to bet that he becomes the next Glenn Beck? Maybe it's cuz they look alike, but I think that's what he'll re-invent himself as.
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    bluebears promoted this comment judgingamy was starred judgingamy was unstarred
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    09/30/09

    @judgingnora: I was thinking the same thing the other week. Seriously they could be father and son.
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    Image of just assign me a random number just assign me a random number
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    Tucker Max describing himself as unapologetically masculine is an insult to men at large.Also, an inability to empathize, feel remorse, or learn from consequences of one's behavior, as well as having a grandiose sense of self, are common traits in psychopaths. NOT making any accusations- just throwing that out there.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment Edited by just assign me a random number at 09/30/09 1:18 PM just assign me a random number was starred just assign me a random number was unstarred
    Image of eclare09 eclare09
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    Wait wait wait....Carson Daly is still on TV??
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    09/30/09

    @eclare09: I was surprised as well
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    Image of Bitcherina Bitcherina
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    Carson didn't ask the real question on my (and therefore everyone's) mind: When is Tracie going to post a Comic Confrontation for Tucker? WWJJD?
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment Bitcherina was starred Bitcherina was unstarred
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    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max: "Unapologetically Masculine", Irredeemably Boring
    I don't understand how being an asshole equates to being masculine. He does not behave like a grown man; he is still just a hurt little boy acting out for attention.
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