The annual Miss USA pageant has concocted a vile plan to embarrass, panic, and frighten pageant hopefuls: stocking the audience with homosexual-agenda-supporting folks from the Human Rights Campaign, and asking the contestants really hard questions, like whether they believe evolution should be taught in schools. And…

• Well shit. Love her or hate her, you cannot deny that Megan Fox looks amazing and happy in her beachy, pretty wedding pictures.

• Lindsay Lohan reportedly has a "new love interest": a woman named Eilat Anschel, who recently finished a mandatory stint in the Israeli Defense Force. [TMZ]

• Lindsay Lohan keeps saying she's hard at work on something, and now we may know what's been keeping her so busy: At Perez Hilton's birthday party this weekend, she debuted a new song called "Stuck."

• Will Paula Abdul host an "updated version" of Star Search?

The city of Beverly Hills isn't too happy about being associated with gay-hating beauty queen Lauren Ashley, especially since she's from Pasadena. And Dan Savage says she might want to read what the Bible says about "adorning oneself." [LAT, CrooksAndLiars]

• Kevin Smith says the way the media covered him being kicked off a Southwest flight was, "Pathetic. I was unfairly bounced and discriminated against, but they never bothered to tell that story. They just went with the easy fat jokes."

Despite Carrie Prejean's claims that the Miss California pageant was unfriendly to her homophobic views, one Lauren Ashley is treading in her footsteps — by saying gays should die.

For those who care, Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California USA, has gotten engaged to her boyfriend, NFL player Kyle Boller. Congratulations on enjoying a right you so desperately want to withhold from others! [E!]

• Two women sued Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who performed 10 surgeries on Heidi Montag in one day, for malpractice. One underwent multiple procedures at once like Heidi, and both claim he didn't explain the risks before surgery.