On a scale of 1 to Daddy Issues, Selena Gomez ranks among Sylvia Plath, Angelina Jolie and the daughter of the Dos Equis guy, if he has one. Not to mention, let's be honest, most of us.
Kate Middleton Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!
Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale B&B, complete with L'Occitane bath products and tiny decorative soaps and a Jonathan Adler guestbook—to a tiny future…
Jennifer Aniston and Her Huge, Huge Engagement Ring Are Planning Their …
The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning her wedding to Justin Theroux. Yes, folks, the dude who was on one episode of Sex and The City as a premature…
Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show
The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny Lee …
Jesse Spano & A.C. Slater Reunite
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Berkley visits Mario Lopez on the set of Extra. Plus, Snooki posts her prom picture.
Elizabeth Banks Relates To Snooki
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Banks claims to have some Snooki in her. Plus, it's Thong Thursday of course.
Look Who Just Joined Jenny!
Today in Tweet Beat, Carrie Fisher is the new spokeswoman for Jenny Craig. Plus, celebs are all over this Sarah Palin "blood libel" thing."
Princess Leia Was Doing Coke During Empire Strikes Back
Specifically, "on the [actual] set of Empire, in the ice planet," says Carrie Fisher. [AFP]
