Finally, Women Do More Than Give Birth & Die in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Perhaps the biggest spoiler of Star Wars: The Force Awakens is that it lives up to its pre-release hype. J.J. Abrams seems to have revived a franchise that, after the ponderously dull prequels, felt best left for dead. But Abrams has also done something very smart in The Force Awakens: he’s treated the source…
Carrie Fisher and Her Dog, Gary, Star in the Best Interview Ever
Carrie Fisher recently stopped by Good Morning America to talk about the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens film, and it might be one of the best interviews I have ever seen. First of all, Fisher brought a special guest, Gary, her French bulldog with a permanently stuck-out tongue. He would have almost stolen the…
So Many Beauties (And So Many From OITNB!) at the SAG Awards
Everyone thinks the Oscars are the diamond-glitter-dust Awards Ceremony, but that's a bit of a misnomer: sure it's all fancy and frou-frou but the Screen Actor's Guild Awards is where you can see your favorite A-list movie AND television stars, frolicking together like it's nothing. Like Oscar winner Lupita Nyong'o…
Kate Middleton Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!
Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale B&B, complete with L'Occitane bath products and tiny decorative soaps and a Jonathan Adler guestbook—to a tiny future…
Jennifer Aniston and Her Huge, Huge Engagement Ring Are Planning Their Wedding
The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning her wedding to Justin Theroux. Yes, folks, the dude who was on one episode of Sex and The City as a premature…
Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show
The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny…
Elizabeth Banks Relates To Snooki
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Banks claims to have some Snooki in her. Plus, it's Thong Thursday of course.
Princess Leia Was Doing Coke During Empire Strikes Back
Specifically, "on the [actual] set of Empire, in the ice planet," says Carrie Fisher. [AFP]
Eddie Fisher Dies At 82
'50s teen idol Eddie Fisher died on Wednesday at 82 due to complications from hip surgery. Fisher had four children, including Carrie Fisher, and was known for his many pop hits and scandalous divorces from Debbie Reynolds and Elizabeth Taylor.
Heidi Montag Gets To Second Base With Herself
Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag is copping a feel, Michael Lohan reveals the most trustworthy news sources, and Teresa Giudice dispels rumors.
