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Dear Gitmo Residents, How About We Wake You Up When This Jeremiah…

Dear Osama Bin Laden's former driver Salim Hamdan: you had the right idea, sleeping through your court appearance this morning. Seven years you've resided in Guantanamo, yet somehow the Pyrrhic victories you score against the idiocracy do not cease. You won a Supreme Court case against one of the most loathed men in… » 4/30/08 10:00am 4/30/08 10:00am