10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Carnie Wilson farts on The Talk, Snooki burps on The Insider, and Anderson Cooper is no longer closeted.
This week, when appearing on , Carnie farted. No one heard it, but she fessed up anyway. While discussing how cultured and well-traveled she is now,…Kate Hudson Proves Pregnancy Pendulum Test Totally Inaccurate
Kate Hudson has given birth to a baby boy. As you may recall, she did a pendulum test and felt fairly sure she was having a girl. She also said: "I'm carrying so differently than I did with Ryder." But nope! It's a boy and we don't know his name yet. Something Muse-worthy. [People]
Carnie Wilson: "I'm Fat As Fuck, What Can I Say?"
The former weight loss company spokeswoman was refreshingly unapologetic about her weight at an appearance on a talk show. Actually, Carnie, doctors recommend that you try to keep your fatness below half a fuck. But I admire your chutzpah.
Tila Tequila Signs Up For Celebrity Rehab, Lindsay Returns To L.A., Michael Madsen Placed On Suicide Watch
- According to TMZ, Tila Tequila is set to join the next cast of Celebrity Rehab for an unspecified addiction, though the show is having trouble attracting any other participants and may never actually air. [TMZ]
Sienna Moves In With Jude; D.A. Wants "Significant Jail Time" For Lindsay
- Sienna Miller has reportedly moved back into the London home she shared with Jude Law before they split in 2005. "Now that they are living together again, expect an engagement soon," says a source.
Michael Lohan Says He'll "Remarry" Lindsay; Jesse & Friend Attack Paparazzo With Knife
- In an interview Michael Lohan responded to Lindsay Lohan calling him her "ex-father" on Twitter saying, "maybe she's divorcing me today, but she'll remarry me once she gets her life back."
Celebrity Fat Club: Kirstie, Carnie, Kelly & America's Obsession With Weight
In today's Huffington Post, Laura Beck issues a "Wake Up Call to Kirstie Alley" after watching previews for Alley's new A&E show Kirstie Alley's Big Life. But does the blame lie with Alley or the television watching public?
Blake & Amy Will Remarry; Gabourey Discusses Exclusion From Vanity Fair Cover
- Blake Fielder-Civil says he and ex-wife of seven months Amy Winehouse are planning to remarry. "Amy's wearing the Tiffany ring I bought for her three years ago, again. We've been meeting up and talking about the old times," he says.
TomKat's Scientology Bash; Angie's Fashionable Role
- Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were surprise guests at a "massive" Scientology party in England last week.
Gone Country: Bobby Brown Farts On Carnie Wilson, Pees On Dee Snider
Whoever was in charge of casting for CMT's reality show Gone Country is a genius for casting Bobby Brown. While he isn't able to recreate the magic that was Being Bobby Brown — obviously due to the absence of sidekick/estranged-spouse Whitney Houston — he still manages to shock and offend in a myriad of other ways. On…
Gone Country? Bobby Brown Must Really Need The Money
If you're not a regular viewer of Country Music Television, then you probably missed the new reality series Gone Country. The show ispretty much The Surreal Life, except, instead of making has-beens live in a mansion together, the has-beens have to live in a mansion together and compete against one another to see who…
