Britney Spears Quits The X Factor Before They Can Fire Her Ass

Speaking of pictures ripped out of Teen People that you glued on your 5th grade Trapper Keeper (weren't we? we totally were), Britney Spurrz has gotten the jump on her boss Simon Cowell. She's quitting The X-Factor before Cowell and the other assorted Powers that Be can fire her, tired of paying her $15 million to say…
Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Space-Time Continuum
From the New York Post, the publication which just two days ago brought us the epic tale of Lena Dunham's "sloppy backside," we now have a full-fledged attack on Mila Kunis' choice of loungewear when she steps out for a coffee or whatever:
Plaid About You
LA, Feb 19: NBA player Carmelo Anthony, right, and entertainer La La Vazquez arrive at the The National Basketball Players Association (NBPA) All-Star Gala.
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[New York, July 10. Image via INFDaily.]
Sources Swear Ashlee Simpson Is Knocked Up
- Remember how sources said Ashlee was knocked up and then Pete Wentz said she wasn't ? Now sources say Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and will get married next month at a private residence in Southern California. [People]
- Jessica Simpson is reportedly jealous of little sis Ashlee, since she's always wanted a baby and even…
Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson: Living Together?
- Sam Ronson has "practically moved in" with Lindsay Lohan and "spends every night at Lindsay's" in an effort to "keep her out of trouble"? LOL! Lezbe friends — breast friends! [Page Six]
- Liz Taylor: Rushed to the hospital after mixing booze and pills. [Perez Hilton]
- Rob Lowe's nanny is claiming that he "exposed himself"…
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Ashlee Simpson done got knocked up by boyfriend/ brand new fiancé Pete Wentz, says Us. BUT! In an email to MTV News, Wentz denies sperminating Ashlee. Oooh, drama! • Madge's husband, Guy Ritchie, allegedly lost weight on the cookie diet, which involves eating only one meal a day — dinner — plus up to six cookies. "My…
