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She's Baaack: 'Call Me Maybe' as Performed by Every Person on YouTube

Here's a version of Call Me Maybe, a song conceived in hell and born in strife, performed by every viral video sensation since the beginning of time. Well, kind of performed. It's almost unlistenable and unwatchable but around 2:16 there's a dose of Antoine Dodson that brought back every wonderful and sweet emotion… »10/05/12 10:00am10/05/12 10:00am

Sheryl Crow Thinks She Got a Brain Tumor From Her Cell Phone, and Other Tales of Terror

I always knew that Stephen King books were based in reality: Sheryl Crow struck fear into the hearts of all by suggesting that her benign brain tumor was caused by cell phone use, although "there are no doctors that will confirm that," she told Katie Couric. "I do have the theory that it's possible that it's related… »9/11/12 9:00am9/11/12 9:00am

Justin Bieber Harnesses The Hysterical Power of Tweens to Create a Thirteen-Year-Old Pop Star

It's such a tragedy. You were only just purging the final remnants of that monstrous earworm "Call Me Maybe" from your system and already Justin Bieber — that devious little vanilla wafer — is back with a whole new pixie-faced brunette for us to lose our Silly Bandz over. (Carly Rae Jepson, according to the Bieber… »7/18/12 11:50am7/18/12 11:50am