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    Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"

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    Image of La Chica Lucy La Chica Lucy
    11/04/09

    In reply to Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
    When are people going to realize that if MILLIONS OF WOMEN AROUND THE GLOBE are willing to risk cultural shaming, severe bodily injury, and death itself because they do not want to give birth, NO ONE can stop them from taking those risks, no matter how many damn laws you pass. It's pure misogyny: We will force you to undergo bodily torture for nine months and risk death just to give birth. Oh, and then you're on your own. Fuckers.

    (sorry for the shouting) #antichrist
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    11/05/09

    @La Chica Lucy: I have a real problem with this kind of thinking. Pregnancy isn't "torture"; birth can be very safe when it's supervised by a qualified physician or midwife. I think there needs to a be a real effort to curb the need for abortions in the first place and make sure that a much higher percentage of pregnancies are wanted ones. That means making sure that men are taught from an early age that there is never a good reason to rape a woman, that rape is any sex that doesn't involve full consent. Contraceptives need to be made more available and more affordable, and more mainstream so women can choose their relationships based on what's comfortable, not on their financial situations . And, BC needs to be more effective, which can only be done if the money is put into it, and maybe more BC methods for men, too. There needs to be more support for women who do want to keep their pregnancies - more prenatal support, more midwives and OB/GYN's, more flexible career options.

    Abortion should be safe, legal, and rare - rare because women should be able to access resources to prevent unwanted pregnancy and shouldn't be at such high risk to be raped, not because pregnant women are forced to not have abortions. #antichrist
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    11/05/09

    @Dancingfrog: I know pregnancy can be safe and not all pregnancies are torture. My point is these people do not care about women. At all. If they did, all of the things you describe above (which I agree with) would already be happening. #antichrist
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    11/05/09

    @La Chica Lucy: Ah - sorry for the misunderstanding! #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
    I would like to adopt Malia. A kid after my own (nerdy) heart! #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
    I demand the immediate development of a kitty-appropriate swine flu vaccine. Quite discriminating against my family, public health officials and pharmaceutical companies and parents who think that their human children are *s0* great. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @this moi!: It's not that kids are so much greater, they are just so much more annoying when sick. My cat hides in the basement when he is ill, but my son thows up on me. The squeaky (and in this case pukey) wheel gets the grease. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
    discrimination is a major threat to the mental health of African American women.

    As an African American man, I can only offer my two cents but, uh, duh. In other news, water is wet. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @Trulymadlyme: BREAKING NEWS: fire is hot and that cigarette you're smoking? Bad for you. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @jenrobe: Also? Gravity. Still the law of the land. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @Trulymadlyme: Are you sure? I think we'd better commission a study to find out. I'll start the grant application process now! #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @Trulymadlyme: It seems that it should be obvious, right?
    I did my senior capstone for my BS last year in "Reducing stigmatization of mental illness among the African American population of Portland" (longest title ever), which really opened my eyes to the extent of the discrimination and lack of cultural competence amongst mental health professionals. There is a clinic in Portland through OHSU that offers culturally competent care specifically for African Americans and Africans as well as SE Asians. I enjoyed working with the providers at the clinic. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @brenbrowning: Maine? Or Oregon?

    But yes. A part of the mental health issues of pretty much every single brilliant African American I knew in college and law school is derived from the fall out of racism. You do deal. But it can sting. And depending on one's resilience, it can be utterly debilitating. It's fascinating work and I'd love to learn more about what you do. #antichrist
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    11/05/09

    @Trulymadlyme: Oregon.
    My professor for the capstone is an African American man who has mental health issues that went undiagnosed for decades in large part because of his race. Either he didn't fit "the mold" of someone with those disorders, or it wasn't suggested that he seek treatment because within his community there was a feeling of distrust of medical/mental health professionals (understandably!). I took every class from this professor I could as an undergrad and am now applying to do the MSW program at the same school to learn more from him. I am trying to find my place of where I will be able to best serve people of color within the mental health/human services field. It was heartbreaking and infuriating to learn and see how people of color in my community were being treated when they tried to seek help. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
    The ass was what concerned them, not the fact that he's obviously in the midst of fucking that girl? #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
    'The imagery is "dream-like," which makes it somewhat removed from reality, and thus inoffensive'

    This sounds like the logic that concludes something can't be offensive if it was intended as a joke. I mean, I'd support a poster with an entire ass hanging out. But the "logic" makes me giggle. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
    Aw, I am so sad to hear about those poor girls in North Dakota. What a frightening way to go. #antichrist
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    Image of La Chica Lucy La Chica Lucy
    11/04/09

    @jenny_dreadful: I know, especially since they called for help - I wish they had all been unconscious. So sad. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
    I am so saddened and scared by the death of the three college students in North Dakota. The thought of being trapped and frightened and waiting for help that never comes is terrible. I hope that their families and the women that received the distress calls find peace. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I'm pretty sure they drowned. it was a car, not a submarine. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
    Oh British Ad Standards Authority, there ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy, there's only you and me, and we just disagree.

    By which I mean, that poster makes me want to bone. A lot. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @jigglyball: Especially if the partial crack in question were James McAvoy's.
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    11/04/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: I would need to excuse myself if that were McAvoy's ass. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @jigglyball: seconded. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
    6 months is a helluva long make-out session.

    That makes me envision something like the contests where the last person to have kept their hand on a new pickup truck wins it. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @polkadottedsheep: I know! Maybe not eating/drinking/sleeping etc due to all that kissing might be harmful in the long run...also I can't begin to imagine how numb those lips might be after that. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @polkadottedsheep: Sounds kinda fun. Should we be lobbying our representatives for Paid Gestational Make Out Leave? It's an investment in America's future! #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
    I feel like ranch dressing often makes an appearance as a co-conspirator in many trashy crimes.

    This is all anecdotal, of course.

    And strange, of course. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @WaltzingMatilda: i find the throwing of ranch dressing simultaneously gross and hilarious. i think it is perfect for revenge. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @WaltzingMatilda: That's because Real Americans know that everything (and I mean everything) tastes better with some ranch. And thus we always have it on hand!

    Related: I am considering experimenting with a sweet ranch dressing that could be used as a sauce on desserts. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @WaltzingMatilda: There ain't nothin' trashy about Ranch dressing. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @dangerslut: Ha! Of course not. Plus, we all know that ranch dressing doesn't mean to get involved in these crimes.

    He's totally innocent.
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    11/04/09

    @BeckyIva: I lived with an American for two years, and Ranch dressing was one of the best things I got out of that household arrangement. That and, you know, a lifelong friend. Who is my lifelong friend in part BECAUSE she introduced me to the glory that is ranch dressing. Mmm. Ranch. Great, now I want some. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @jenrobe: Search foodblogsearch for buttermilk dressing, ranch's original name. So many tasty looking recipes. #antichrist
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    11/05/09

    @itsonreserve: Oh my god. That website... surely it is the work of the gods? Thank you so much! MORE experiments to carry out on my current flatmates. #antichrist
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    11/05/09

    @jenrobe: I'm sure it is I often bring it sacrifices. There is no other explanation. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
    So do I, Malia! I just wish I had more students like you--most of mine only want to know something if they think they are going to use it in the future, and amazingly, they all seem to have crystal balls that tell them exactly what they will and will not need to know in the future.

    Sorry. Frustrated teacher rant. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @cocobanal: Preach it. I feel like I say so many times, "Fix this! If you send out resumes and cover letters that look like this writing, not only will they not hire you, they will laugh about you to all of their friends!" Maybe I should hire my friend who works in HR to come in as a guest speaker.

    I do believe some of them have a passive-voice relationship with their studies. There is no sense that they have an active role in their education. They just sit there with their mouths open, accepting whatever comes along, and each paper/test/graded unit is another kind of event that just happens. Failing happens. Grades happen. Improvement, if it happens, just happens. Having once been like that myself, it's incredibly frustrating not to be able to get them to see, as I once did, that if you just DO THE WORK, suddenly the world is a much better place. #antichrist
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    11/04/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: I hear ya. One of the classes I teach includes cover letter and resume writing. It's scary to see what they consider a good letter, and writing a resume is one of the things the students swear they won't need in the future. RIGHT.
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    11/04/09

    @cocobanal: My cousin just had a revelation: he excitedly told me that he had a big WWI test coming up, but he'd started reading the materials like they were a novel, and it had been really interesting! And he aced the test!

    He really is astounded by the concept that learning history like a narrative rather than as a rote recitation of dates and names can be fun. It's like he invented fire, he's adorable about it. #antichrist
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    11/05/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: Yo. yo. I've been kind of depressed lately about teaching -- mostly about my own role in it, but part of the problem is that I can't tell what's due to my incompetence and what's due to their lack of trying.

    This is what comes from receiving a set of papers that are, on average, worse than the last one. Yay. #antichrist
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Do Women Spell Change For The GOP — Or Just More Of The Same?
    Parker is seriously reaching. Liz Cheney is in no way more moderate than her father, who is a black hole of evil. And Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman are/were elected officials who wield, shudderingly, more power than Meghan McCain and her twittery fingers. Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina are banking on nonexistent voting records (as in, they never even voted, let alone vote as legislators) and previous jobs as CEOs for their appeal. That didn't work for Mitt Romney either.

    I give Parker credit for recognizing early that Palin was spectacularly unqualified to hold even the office she had when she was nominated for VP, but either she really doesn't recognize how far into the toilet the GOP is on reaching out to any but the most conservative women, or she's whistling in the dark and hoping for daylight. I've a feeling she'll be waiting awhile. #republicanwomen
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Do Women Spell Change For The GOP — Or Just More Of The Same?
    They're more than decoys. They're losers. Weak bait.

    And Michelle Bachmann/Sarah Palin are at LEAST as disgusting as Bush. You got the "batshit" part right on Bachmann; she isn't just an anti-choice member of the GOP, she's one of it's highly visible grotesques. That they think they vadges will put a nice woman's touch on the worst of the worst in the GOP (that "worst of the worst" now seems to dictate the party's ideology and platforms)....makes them despicable and sleazy. #republicanwomen
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Do Women Spell Change For The GOP — Or Just More Of The Same?
    It's not the "penis/vagina" ratio that bothers me about the GOP. It's the "batshit crazy/remotely sane" ratio that is the problem.
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