Three GOP Candidates Go Ahead and Pardon Their Own Turkeys Just for Practice 

In a move that some might read as “bad luck,” or “jinxing it,” Republican presidential candidates Carly Fiorina, Marco Rubio and Ben Carson attempted the absolute most important task of any United States president: pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey. None were particularly good at it, which is fine, because none of… »Wednesday 10:41am11/25/15 10:41am

Carly Fiorina Backtracks on '92 Percent' Job Loss Claim

During the most recent GOP presidential debate, Carly Fiorina made a claim that 92% of the job losses in President Obama’s first term belonged to women. Fiorina was in fact, wrong, as several news outlets pointed out she had copied a previously debunked statistic used during the 2012 election by Mitt Romney. By the… »11/01/15 6:35pm11/01/15 6:35pm

Back to the Future Writer Pursuing Legal Action Against Carly Fiorina PAC for Campaign Video

Carly for America, a PAC raising money for Republican presidential candidate and cartoonish lady villain Carly Fiorina, has evidently decided it would be totally okie-dokey to publish a pro-Fiorina reimagining of Back to the Future without permission from the film’s creators. »10/22/15 1:10pm10/22/15 1:10pm

The Daily Show Wonders 'How Are Republicans Pro-Life and Pro-Guns?'

On Monday night, The Daily Show host Trevor Noah parsed how far-right Republicans are simultaneously pro-life and pro-guns. How can one be so upset about when life begins but so blasé about when it ends by doing little to restrict access to dangerous weapons? It boggles the mind! »10/06/15 1:45pm10/06/15 1:45pm

Anti-Abortion Groups Exploit Video of Probable Miscarriage to Prove Carly Fiorina Isn't Lying

Carly Fiorina is still baldly insisting that she saw a very specific thing in the sting videos against Planned Parenthood: “A fully formed fetus on the table, its heart beating, its legs kicking, while someone says we have to keep it alive to harvest its brain.” That video doesn’t exist. Now, anti-abortion groups are… »10/01/15 10:43am10/01/15 10:43am

Carly Fiorina, Still Lying About Planned Parenthood Videos, Is Head of a Group that Donated to Abortion Charity

Carly Fiorina continues to insist that a non-existent video shot at Planned Parenthood definitely exists, one that shows “a fully formed fetus on the table, its heart beating, its legs kicking, while someone says we have to keep it alive to harvest its brain.” In the meantime, BuzzFeed News discovered that a… »9/28/15 12:55pm9/28/15 12:55pm

Carly Fiorina's Planned Parenthood Video Still Doesn't Exist, So Her Super PAC Made One 

Carly Fiorina is still taking heat for concocting a non-existent Planned Parenthood video during the second GOP debate, one she insisted showed, “a fully formed fetus on the table, its heart beating, its legs kicking, while someone says we have to keep it alive to harvest its brain.” Planned Parenthood released a… »9/24/15 12:00pm9/24/15 12:00pm

'Carly Fiorina Jepsen' Tumblr Makes Me Like Carly Fiorina A Little More

In 2015, it is so hot to be Carly. Carly Fiorina is a Republican presidential candidate who actually knows how to talk; Carly Rae Jepsen is a human Bratz doll who kind of knows how to sing. Finally, a Tumblr has combined two powerful Carlys into one über-Carly, a Carly to rule them all. »9/23/15 7:00pm9/23/15 7:00pm

Poll Shows Carly Fiorina Won the Second GOP Debate, Trump Still Leads Field 

In a new poll that will likely be meaningless in 414 days, GOP primary voters said Carly Fiorina won the second debate. An NBC News/SurveyMonkey poll found that nearly one-third of Republicans believed Fiorina performed best in the Wednesday night debate. Her debate performance significantly changed Fiorina’s standing… »9/20/15 12:35pm9/20/15 12:35pm

Carly Fiorina's Existence Proves GOP Can Close 'Gender Gap,' Says New York Times

Let’s all pause together to look at a deeply odd New York Times story about Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina who is, as you may have suspected, a lady. She’s almost definitely not going to be president, the story says, but her existence can prove Republicans are totally “credible” with women. Oh? »9/18/15 11:30am9/18/15 11:30am