Ben Carson's Campaign Has Basically Been One Long, Stupid Book Tour
In 2008, John McCain famously suspended his campaign to rush to the center of the financial problem and fix it like Superman flying to the surface of the sun. It seemed very silly at the time, because John McCain is a lot of things, but he is not a banking expert. The whole thing read as disingenuously opportunistic.
Tinashe Jams With All the Cool Kids in New Ralph Lauren Campaign
Tinashe is featured in the new fall campaign for Ralph Lauren’s Denim & Supply line. This is a video of her covering “Express Yourself” with Cody Simpson, for an ad where everyone’s only job is to look cool while having the time of their lives.
New Jersey Jagoff Running For President
New Jersey Gov. and potty-mouth Chris Christie will officially announce his presidential campaign on Tuesday, June 30, so start finalizing your Sopranos-and-garbage-based joke packets now.
Conservative Congress Candidate Poses With Wholesome Horse Erection
You may not yet be familiar with congressional candidate Gary Kiehne, a hell of a guy who's all about family values, fighting abortion and making up statistics about who's responsible for mass shootings (democrats), but you're about to be. Because the guy's got a giant horse dong in his campaign ad. Won't somebody…
Liz Cheney Is Really, Really Wyoming, You Guys
Liz Cheney has released her first campaign ad as she runs for Senate in Wyoming, a state she's trying to convince the public she has deep roots in. That's proved difficult, given that she moved back in the fall of 2012 from Virginia and has faced criticism that she should have run for office in the state she was…
Texas GOP Thinks Wendy Davis Is a Secret Agent from California
Wendy Davis is definitely, for sure, has-had-buttons-made-and-everything running for governor of Texas in the state’s 2014 Democratic primaries. Only a soothsayer would be able to tell you if she’s going to go on to win a general election and ensure that her state stops taking advice about women’s health policy from…
Reminder: Worst Person in Weiner Scandal Is Still Anthony Weiner
Much to the chagrin of the local tabloid headline writer, at this point it's probably safe to say that Anthony Weiner will not be the next mayor of New York City. But something odd has happened as this golden age of dick punmaking in the name of journalism draw to a close— suddenly, we're talking more about the…
Hypothetically, Hillary Clinton Is For Sure Running for President
Speaking at a women’s lecture series in Toronto, noted HGTV enthusiast Hillary Clinton dropped a bombshell. An atomic bombshell. No, fuck that — she terraformed the political landscape with a new and shocking statement. Clinton told the unsuspecting crowd that she’d like to see a woman become president of the…
Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Poker Face Is Completely Inscrutable
Political Stratego champion Hillary Clinton is frustrating potential opponents in the 2016 presidential race by keeping her plans super secret. Is her "transition office" in a small corporate space on Connecticut Avenue in Washington D.C. the beehive of advance polling everyone thinks it is, or is it really just a…
Watch Politicians Get Thrown Off Script When Disabled Adults Interview Them
Politicians are completely full of it, especially during interviews with journalists, and especially during an election year. So what happens when a news team consisting of only developmentally disabled adults tries to get past the votemongering spin and to the truth? A new movie shares their eye-opening, hilarious,…
Paul Ryan Promises to Undo Contraception Mandate, Be Awesome at Space Travel
As part of his ongoing effort to make sure that as few women vote for Mitt Romney as possible, Paul Ryan told the fine people of Orlando who'd spoiled their Saturdays by listening to Paul Ryan brag about how many times he'd ridden Tower of Terror that he would remove the Affordable Care Act's "contraception mandate",…
Ann Romney Will Inevitably Annoy Voters, Says Mitt Romney
Ann Romney's frequently been utilized as a surrogate for her husband in his Presidential campaign, and it's no wonder. She's sweet, friendly, warm, and, most importantly SHE LOOOVES YOUUU WOMEN! But this week, Mittens himself admitted that there is such thing as Too Much Ann Romney, and that if the campaign isn't…
Ann Romney Insists That Mittens Does So Have Empathy
This morning on Meet the Press, Ann Romney made an admirable effort to convince the American voters — you know, the folks, the ordinary guys and gals out there pinching pennies, tightening belts and opting for off-brand paper towels — that her husband and Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney wasn't, in fact,…

