The California Hamster Organization (Suggested alternate name: Hamsters, Motherfucker™) have accused Justin Bieber of animal cruelty after he gave his little buddy Pac away to a particularly enthused fan. Their objections are that hamsters "often succumb quickly to illness and death," especially when faced with "sudden…
Dirt Bag: Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle Substitute Bowling For Sexual…
Tim Tebow has a giiiiiiiirlfriend: actress Camilla Belle, the infamous subject of our magical unicorn love mascot Taylor Swift's angry song "Better Than Revenge" after Belle supposedly stole Joe Jonas from her (Best dis: "No amount of vintage dresses give you dignity").
Emma Robert Pulls Off The Canadian Tuxedo
How do stars know which events are compulsory? Like, how do they hear about an "Evening of Cocktails and Shopping to Benefit the Children's Defense Fund" and know everyone will be there, looking fabulous? Maybe there's some secret cabal of mind-melding managers...
Remarkable Women Dress Remarkably
Good Housekeeping's Annual Shine on Awards honoring remarkable women at Radio City Music Hall had no shortage of, well, remarkable women. And naturally, there were clothes to match.
This Week In Tabloids: Katie Holmes Is An Addict
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your friendly neighborhood tabloid roundup. This week, Justin Timberlake continues to text Olivia Munn; Taylor Swift's been stabbed in the heart, figuratively; and Katie Holmes has become a glassy-eyed junkie.
Camilla Belle Dazzles On The Runway In Italy
[At the Alberta Ferretti fashion show during Pitti Immagine Uomo 79. Florence, January 11. Image via Getty.]
From Prada To Nada Is Modern Jane Austen With Latina Twist
Coming soon: A riches to rags flick, in which two posh sisters have to move in with their (Chicana) aunt after the death of their father. Inspired by Sense and Sensibility and starring Camilla Belle. Possibility of maid jokes: High.
Zooey Deschanel Sues Steve Madden
- Actress/grammatically creative indie songstress Zooey Deschanel is suing footwear knocker-offer/convicted felon Steve Madden for reneging on a $2 million contract. For that sum, Deschanel would have spent 13 days "designing" and promoting a line called "Zooey's Shoes And Accessories." [NYPost]
