Justin Bieber Has Made an Enemy of the California Hamster Organization

The California Hamster Organization (Suggested alternate name: Hamsters, Motherfucker™) have accused Justin Bieber of animal cruelty after he gave his little buddy Pac away to a particularly enthused fan. Their objections are that hamsters "often succumb quickly to illness and death," especially when faced with…
Dirt Bag: Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle Substitute Bowling For Sexual Intercourse

Tim Tebow has a giiiiiiiirlfriend: actress Camilla Belle, the infamous subject of our magical unicorn love mascot Taylor Swift's angry song "Better Than Revenge" after Belle supposedly stole Joe Jonas from her (Best dis: "No amount of vintage dresses give you dignity").
Emma Robert Pulls Off The Canadian Tuxedo
How do stars know which events are compulsory? Like, how do they hear about an "Evening of Cocktails and Shopping to Benefit the Children's Defense Fund" and know everyone will be there, looking fabulous? Maybe there's some secret cabal of mind-melding managers...
Rosario Dawson makes simple neutrals stunning. …Remarkable Women Dress Remarkably
Good Housekeeping's Annual Shine on Awards honoring remarkable women at Radio City Music Hall had no shortage of, well, remarkable women. And naturally, there were clothes to match.
Goldie Hawn, typically playful. Heather Graham fully commits to the blush trend. Loving Rebecca Romijn's bold take on old-school…Camilla Belle Dazzles On The Runway In Italy
[At the Alberta Ferretti fashion show during Pitti Immagine Uomo 79. Florence, January 11. Image via Getty.]
From Prada To Nada Is Modern Jane Austen With Latina Twist
Coming soon: A riches to rags flick, in which two posh sisters have to move in with their (Chicana) aunt after the death of their father. Inspired by Sense and Sensibility and starring Camilla Belle. Possibility of maid jokes: High.
Zooey Deschanel Sues Steve Madden
- Actress/grammatically creative indie songstress Zooey Deschanel is suing footwear knocker-offer/convicted felon Steve Madden for reneging on a $2 million contract. For that sum, Deschanel would have spent 13 days "designing" and promoting a line called "Zooey's Shoes And Accessories." [NYPost]
Playing Domino: Stars Bring It To Pre-Oscar Gala
If the Hollywood Domino's 3rd annual pre-oscar Hollywood gala is any indication of things to come, Sunday should be elegant. Well, mostly. Sometimes. Occasionally.
George Michael Crashes Into A Truck, Hailey Glassman Is "Not A Famewhore"
- George Michael was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence yesterday after driving his car into the side of a truck. According to a police spokeswoman, he was "later released without charge" after five hours in police custody. [E!]
Sorry Ladies, You're Probably Too Smart To Date Gerard Butler
- Gerard Butler says he's more concerned with how a woman looks than what she thinks: "Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman; right now I want a dumb woman." [ShowbizSpy]
Jon & Kate Custody Questions; Evan Rachel Makes Marilyn Feel Violent
- Though Kate Gosselin filed for divorce from Jon on Monday, the filing does not contain custody information at this time. Will Kate ask for primary custody? How much time will Jon get? [Star Magazine]
Lily Allen Suing The Sun; Gisele Bundchen Pregnant
- Lily Allen is suing The Sun over an article in which the British newspaper quoted her as calling Victoria Beckham a "monster" and insulting several other celebrities. Allen says she never made the comments. [The Guardian]
