Amber Heard Is Seeking a Restraining Order Against Johnny Depp
Amber Heard and Johnny Depp have moved from being entertainingly rude to one another in PR statements, to reported accusations of domestic violence. This is a bad, sad trajectory.
This Week In Tabloids: Cameron? Divorcing! Beyoncé? Divorcing! Gwen and Blake? Who Knows!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we find out about the potential nor’easter, dread the days spend trudging through the two feet of snow, and daydream about spending a week in Los Angeles at Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s house. Justin cooks the breakfast. Jen makes the juices. “Do you want beet in yours?” she…
Cameron Diaz Is Releasing a Follow-Up to Her Body Book on Aging
Following the success of her surprisingly strong literary start in The Body Book: The Law of Hunger, the Science of Strength, and Other Ways to Love Your Amazing Body, Cameron Diaz is releasing a tome that’s “an all-encompassing, holistic look at how the female body ages—and what we can all do to age better.”
This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Is Finally Having Her 1,187,366th Baby!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where, after taking Thanksgiving week off, we head to the new magazine shop filled with mean employees only to discover that—surprise, surprise—they don’t have any of the tabloids out in the morning, which forces us to schlep to another neighborhood in the rain to the reliable magazine…
This Week In Tabloids: Brad Got Naked With Someone Who Wasn't Angie
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we fly to London, put up a tent outside St. Mary’s Hospital, drape ourselves in the flag, and keep making signs that say things like “HERE COMES NUMBER 2!” and “KATE, YOU’RE DOING GREAT!” and “KEEP CALM AND PUSH ON!” until someone in the Royal Family buys us breakfast. Today we’ll be…
Rich People Can't Wait to Make Weed a Rich People Thing
Say goodbye to your lame-o neon bong, because smoking weed is no longer about getting high—it’s about how rich you look while you’re doing it! From Style.com:
How Artist Erica Magrey Turned '90s YM and Seventeen into Living Art
For Erica Magrey, a Brooklyn-based multimedia artist, teen-girl magazines from the '80s and '90s were bibles, as they were for so many of us. So in her latest online art project, Vistas, Magrey explores "various gestures associated with femininity, sexuality, and positions of power" she learned from back issues of YM …
Cameron Diaz Is Over That Social Media Thing She Did to Make Her Money
In 2014, Cameron Diaz joined Facebook, Twitter and Instagram to promote her new book and her new film. But since September, her activity on all platforms has dropped off considerably (read: entirely). Wonder why?
Are Katy Perry and John Mayer Doing Sex Again?
UH-OH. Your frenemy Katy Perry was spotted out with her ex boyfriend/that dude-bro who's always inviting you back to his dorm room to hear him play guitar, Mr. John Mayer.
Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden Are Getting Married Right Now, Probably
On the heels of Crushing Celebrity Divorce Season comes my second favorite time of the year, Celebrity Wedding season. And lo, the season comes in with a tremendous bang and we learn Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are getting married (or perhaps are already married) right as you read these very words.
The Annie Remake Was Not Nearly As Bad As You've Heard
While it might feel like the bro-farce The Interview was the only movie that came out in December 2014, Christmas week also saw the release of another high-profile film made for actual children: the Jay Z/Will Smith-produced remake of Annie, the musical about a gutsy 10-year-old orphan adopted by a billionaire…
Watch Cameron Diaz Sing an Updated Version of "Little Girls" for Annie
Given that Cameron Diaz is playing a role popularized by the incomparable Carol Burnett, her performance it "Little Girls" is pretty good. Needs more muted trumpet.
Sia Adds a Gleeful Touch to the Annie Soundtrack
The soundtrack for the Annie remake out later this year is available to purchase and stream and it's predictably full of hope, wonderment and aw-gee. Remember childlike innocence?
Acclaimed Barrister Amal Alamuddin Changes Last Name to Clooney
Internationally acclaimed barrister Amal Alamuddin has quietly updated her bio on her company's website to read:
Amanda Bynes Not Getting Married, Tricked Into Psychiatric Hold Instead
Just when we were all hoping that Amanda Bynes was doing better (despite the strange behavior, mysterious twitters and threats to sue the tabloids), her life has taken another devastating turn. TMZ reports that Bynes' parents and Sam Lutfi have tricked the troubled star into into a psychiatric hold.
What Happens When Celebs Clumsily Tweet to Promote Their Projects
At Splitsider this week, Meredith Haggerty expertly explored what happens to the social media accounts of television shows that go off the air. "Sad things," she concludes. Well, while the accounts of actual people who join social media platforms to promote said shows aren't always quite as sad, they are pretty…
Cameron Diaz Patiently Explains Her Child-Free Status
While some celebrity ladies are tormented by the tabloids about being, sad, lonely, or, better yet, "pregnant and alone," Cameron Diaz manages to grin her way through being unmarried and childless without being painted as tragic. And in the new issue of Esquire, she reveals that her attitude towards not having kids is…
Kim and Kanye Got a Secret Marriage License and Might Marry This Week
According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West obtained a "confidential" marriage license and plan to get secret-nuptialed this week before their big fancy Paris wedding on May 24.
I Got Drunk and Saw The Other Woman By Myself
I defend my habit of watching garbage movies by telling people that part of my job is to be able to talk about pop cultural touchstones without sounding like a hack (results: mixed). But the truth is I've got a weakness for glossy Hollywood tripe and I'd probably have watched The Other Woman even if it wasn't ruling…
