USA, USA: This Pizza Cake Will Give You a Heart Attack and Diabetes

Welcome to America, land of dreams and opportunity and the only place where someone decided that it would be a good idea to make a cake out of pizza. Because just regular pizza isn't enough. It's broken. You need to fix it so that each bite threatens to give you a stroke. Because what good is dinner if it's not… » 9/30/14 9:30pm Yesterday 9:30pm

Maleficent Cake is Crazy Realistic, Deeply Unsettling, Delicious

I have never in my day seen such a delectable and terrifying treat in my life. The Tattooed Bakers from London have taken the art of cakes to the next level with this amazingly realistic rendition of Angelina Jolie's character from the upcoming Maleficent movie. But these bakers have quite the repertoire of edibles… » 5/25/14 6:30pm 5/25/14 6:30pm

This Gleeful Ode to Muffin Tops Is Not About the Pastry

Just about the only thing that could possibly redeem the stupid term "muffin top" is an extremely goofy novelty rap song by a mother of two with lyrics like, "You're a mother-fucking warrior who likes to eat cake." (She sang softly to herself, waiting in line at the bakery.) And what do you know? The Internet has… » 2/25/14 4:20pm 2/25/14 4:20pm

Man Celebrates 96th Birthday by Accidentally Eating Rat Cake

Do you like cake? Are you one of those people who never got over childhood birthday parties and the sweet, smoky smell of snuffed candles mingling with buttercream icing? If you murmured "yes" to your computer, then the next sentence you read will horrify you and quite possibly turn you into a PIE person. An old man… » 2/23/14 1:00pm 2/23/14 1:00pm

Gory Monster Cakes Are All the Rage This Halloween

Is cake the artistic medium of our generation? Let’s fucking hope it is, because you can’t really eat a painted canvas unless you have strong stomach and a preternatural case of pica. Anyway, art should be consumed so it forces new art to constantly be created, foiling our sentimental weakness for the old, the… » 10/26/13 12:30pm 10/26/13 12:30pm

Aziz Ansari Imagines a Marriage Proposal in a World Devoid of Marriage



In this clip from his upcoming Netflix special, comedic powerhouse/Harris' cousin Aziz Ansari puts that whole matrimony thing into perspective, envisioning what a proposal would look like if marriage never existed. Sure enough, the whole idea of nuptials now seems a lot creepier than those wedding videos set to Bruno… » 10/25/13 5:15pm 10/25/13 5:15pm

The Many Sexual Euphemisms on Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Album

Katy Perry, that cheeky, maybe culturally problematic but fun-as-hell pop chanteuse, has a new album hitting stores and iTunes, etc tomorrow. And, I'm happy to report that if you love sparkly, giddy, Most-Popular-Girl-In-School-Reads-The-Yearbook-Aloud sugar-pop it's perfect. It's also filthy. » 10/21/13 3:35pm 10/21/13 3:35pm

Oakland Rapper Lil Debbie Finally Lives Up to Namesake, Bakes a Cake

I mean, this was inevitable, wasn’t it? Lil Debbie sort of had to make a video about baking a cake, since she’s named after a line of delicious, preservative-filled snack cakes. Unfortunately, it seems that Debbie has iced this cake before putting it in the oven, which is not the preferred cake-baking method. » 9/06/13 10:00am 9/06/13 10:00am

It's Hot as Fuck, So You Should Make This Ice Cream Cake

It's too goddamned hot to do anything but cry in front of an air conditioner — hoping the cool breeze will freeze the tears to your face, creating saline icicles that will further cool you. However, if you are like me and do not have an air conditioner — not even a shitty wall unit! Please cry for me! — your only… » 7/10/13 2:20pm 7/10/13 2:20pm

Learn How to Make Red Velvet Cupcakes from a Four-Year-Old Chef

Don't hate on this kid because he's a better baker than you are. No shame in admitting when you've been bested by a preschooler. Don't let your adult privilege stop you from admitting that this cake baking junior mint is the best! If it weren't several shades of illegal, I would set up an XL dog crate in my basement… » 2/13/13 11:30pm 2/13/13 11:30pm