This hedgehog and his hamster pals are Team Tiny Cake (not to be confused with cupcake). » 7/09/14 6:45pm 7/09/14 6:45pm

This is just a really special moment for humanity. We take you to the website for Fox 101.9, a radio station in Melbourne, Australia, where "Web Guy Josh" has published a peppy, harmless instructional post for the making of an "Amazing Rainbow Tie-Dye Number Surprise Cake." » 6/19/14 2:59pm 6/19/14 2:59pm

Science has now answered life's most important question: How do you cut a cake so perfectly that each slice brings a tear to the eye? (Because the cake is moist.) (Also because you made it with onions because you're an awful human being.) » 6/18/14 10:40am 6/18/14 10:40am

I have never in my day seen such a delectable and terrifying treat in my life. The Tattooed Bakers from London have taken the art of cakes to the next level with this amazingly realistic rendition of Angelina Jolie's character from the upcoming Maleficent movie. But these bakers have quite the repertoire of edibles… » 5/25/14 6:30pm 5/25/14 6:30pm

Just about the only thing that could possibly redeem the stupid term "muffin top" is an extremely goofy novelty rap song by a mother of two with lyrics like, "You're a mother-fucking warrior who likes to eat cake." (She sang softly to herself, waiting in line at the bakery.) And what do you know? The Internet has… » 2/25/14 4:20pm 2/25/14 4:20pm

Do you like cake? Are you one of those people who never got over childhood birthday parties and the sweet, smoky smell of snuffed candles mingling with buttercream icing? If you murmured "yes" to your computer, then the next sentence you read will horrify you and quite possibly turn you into a PIE person. An old… » 2/23/14 1:00pm 2/23/14 1:00pm

Happy Birthday to Gladys the baby gorilla! She turns one today and to mark the big day, she got a pretty pink birthday cake. » 1/29/14 10:30pm 1/29/14 10:30pm

Benedict Cumberbatch is on#TeamCake, apparently. So he is dead to me now forever. #teampieforlife » 1/08/14 8:55pm 1/08/14 8:55pm

Is cake the artistic medium of our generation? Let’s fucking hope it is, because you can’t really eat a painted canvas unless you have strong stomach and a preternatural case of pica. Anyway, art should be consumed so it forces new art to constantly be created, foiling our sentimental weakness for the old, the… » 10/26/13 12:30pm 10/26/13 12:30pm

In this clip from his upcoming Netflix special, comedic powerhouse/Harris' cousin Aziz Ansari puts that whole matrimony thing into perspective, envisioning what a proposal would look like if marriage never existed. Sure enough, the whole idea of nuptials now seems a lot creepier than those wedding videos set to Bruno… » 10/25/13 5:15pm 10/25/13 5:15pm

If you're going to make an absurdly large cake shaped like a unicorn, this is the right way to do it. » 10/19/13 3:11pm 10/19/13 3:11pm

I love to see a kid fully enjoying a delicious treat without guilt or even a sense of self or anything other than: HELL YES, CAKE. » 9/25/13 11:30pm 9/25/13 11:30pm

I mean, this was inevitable, wasn’t it? Lil Debbie sort of had to make a video about baking a cake, since she’s named after a line of delicious, preservative-filled snack cakes. Unfortunately, it seems that Debbie has iced this cake before putting it in the oven, which is not the preferred cake-baking method. » 9/06/13 10:00am 9/06/13 10:00am

A bride in the U.K. ordered the new tires wedding cake on the left and got that used tires monstrosity on the right. What to do? Sell that b on eBay! » 8/13/13 3:00pm 8/13/13 3:00pm

Kate Middleton is reportedly in labor. Let's celebrate by looking at pictures of the Royal Princess of the United Cakedom, "Cake Middleton." As a life-sized cake rendition of a human being, it's, predictably, equal parts impressive and a true terror to behold. » 7/22/13 3:00pm 7/22/13 3:00pm

It's too goddamned hot to do anything but cry in front of an air conditioner — hoping the cool breeze will freeze the tears to your face, creating saline icicles that will further cool you. However, if you are like me and do not have an air conditioner — not even a shitty wall unit! Please cry for me! — your only… » 7/10/13 2:20pm 7/10/13 2:20pm

Don't hate on this kid because he's a better baker than you are. No shame in admitting when you've been bested by a preschooler. Don't let your adult privilege stop you from admitting that this cake baking junior mint is the best! If it weren't several shades of illegal, I would set up an XL dog crate in my basement… » 2/13/13 11:30pm 2/13/13 11:30pm

How much more awesome is Busy Philipps now that you know she's also a professional cake maker? Like, we would probably pay $50 for that cake, it looks better than a lot of Cake Boss' cakes, and he's an actual cake boss! It would be a shame if Philipps left the entertainment business because she's a constant delight,… » 1/28/13 10:15pm 1/28/13 10:15pm

I feel like I'm supposed to react to this like a woman in a Diet Coke commercial, but I'm mainly just like lololwhat? I think that's part of the point, though? And dude does look good without a shirt on, yes, but also maybe I was eyeing the cake more? Because CAKE. » 1/11/13 10:00am 1/11/13 10:00am