Behold the Life-sized Downton Abbey Dowager Countess Cake

In celebration of the premiere of the new season of Downton Abbey, a cake artist created a giant lifelike version of the Dowager Countess entirely out of delicious cake. » 1/04/15 5:30pm 1/04/15 5:30pm

Jennifer Aniston Is at Maybe 20% Theron in the Trailer for Cake

For months, we've been hearing about Jennifer Aniston's complete transformation for her role in the movie Cake. And by complete transformation, I mean she doesn't wear pretty make up (she wears ugly makeup) and she stopped exercising regularly for the film, which basically makes her, um, a regular-ass person. She… » 11/26/14 9:31am 11/26/14 9:31am

USA, USA: This Pizza Cake Will Give You a Heart Attack and Diabetes

Welcome to America, land of dreams and opportunity and the only place where someone decided that it would be a good idea to make a cake out of pizza. Because just regular pizza isn't enough. It's broken. You need to fix it so that each bite threatens to give you a stroke. Because what good is dinner if it's not… » 9/30/14 9:30pm 9/30/14 9:30pm

Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Better With This Amazing Cake

What do you do when you catch your teenager awkwardly engaging in frottage with his girlfriend? Do you fly off the handle and never let them out of their tower again, or do you bake the girlfriend a hilarious message cake to apologize for violating private time? » 8/20/14 6:40pm 8/20/14 6:40pm

Rainbow-Cake Recipe Inspires Comment Apocalypse

This is just a really special moment for humanity. We take you to the website for Fox 101.9, a radio station in Melbourne, Australia, where "Web Guy Josh" has published a peppy, harmless instructional post for the making of an "Amazing Rainbow Tie-Dye Number Surprise Cake." » 6/19/14 2:59pm 6/19/14 2:59pm

The Best Way to Cut Your Birthday Cake, According to Science

Science has now answered life's most important question: How do you cut a cake so perfectly that each slice brings a tear to the eye? (Because the cake is moist.) (Also because you made it with onions because you're an awful human being.) » 6/18/14 10:40am 6/18/14 10:40am

Maleficent Cake is Crazy Realistic, Deeply Unsettling, Delicious

I have never in my day seen such a delectable and terrifying treat in my life. The Tattooed Bakers from London have taken the art of cakes to the next level with this amazingly realistic rendition of Angelina Jolie's character from the upcoming Maleficent movie. But these bakers have quite the repertoire of edibles… » 5/25/14 6:30pm 5/25/14 6:30pm

This Gleeful Ode to Muffin Tops Is Not About the Pastry

Just about the only thing that could possibly redeem the stupid term "muffin top" is an extremely goofy novelty rap song by a mother of two with lyrics like, "You're a mother-fucking warrior who likes to eat cake." (She sang softly to herself, waiting in line at the bakery.) And what do you know? The Internet has… » 2/25/14 4:20pm 2/25/14 4:20pm

Man Celebrates 96th Birthday by Accidentally Eating Rat Cake

Do you like cake? Are you one of those people who never got over childhood birthday parties and the sweet, smoky smell of snuffed candles mingling with buttercream icing? If you murmured "yes" to your computer, then the next sentence you read will horrify you and quite possibly turn you into a PIE person. An old… » 2/23/14 1:00pm 2/23/14 1:00pm

Gory Monster Cakes Are All the Rage This Halloween

Is cake the artistic medium of our generation? Let’s fucking hope it is, because you can’t really eat a painted canvas unless you have strong stomach and a preternatural case of pica. Anyway, art should be consumed so it forces new art to constantly be created, foiling our sentimental weakness for the old, the… » 10/26/13 12:30pm 10/26/13 12:30pm

Aziz Ansari Imagines a Marriage Proposal in a World Devoid of Marriage

In this clip from his upcoming Netflix special, comedic powerhouse/Harris' cousin Aziz Ansari puts that whole matrimony thing into perspective, envisioning what a proposal would look like if marriage never existed. Sure enough, the whole idea of nuptials now seems a lot creepier than those wedding videos set to Bruno… » 10/25/13 5:15pm 10/25/13 5:15pm

The Many Sexual Euphemisms on Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Album

Katy Perry, that cheeky, maybe culturally problematic but fun-as-hell pop chanteuse, has a new album hitting stores and iTunes, etc tomorrow. And, I'm happy to report that if you love sparkly, giddy, Most-Popular-Girl-In-School-Reads-The-Yearbook-Aloud sugar-pop it's perfect. It's also filthy. » 10/21/13 3:35pm 10/21/13 3:35pm

These Kids Eating Cake Will Make You Hungry for Delicious Cake

I love to see a kid fully enjoying a delicious treat without guilt or even a sense of self or anything other than: HELL YES, CAKE. » 9/25/13 11:30pm 9/25/13 11:30pm

Oakland Rapper Lil Debbie Finally Lives Up to Namesake, Bakes a Cake

I mean, this was inevitable, wasn’t it? Lil Debbie sort of had to make a video about baking a cake, since she’s named after a line of delicious, preservative-filled snack cakes. Unfortunately, it seems that Debbie has iced this cake before putting it in the oven, which is not the preferred cake-baking method. » 9/06/13 10:00am 9/06/13 10:00am

This Hideous, Ghastly Wedding Cake Is for Sale on eBay

A bride in the U.K. ordered the new tires wedding cake on the left and got that used tires monstrosity on the right. What to do? Sell that b on eBay! » 8/13/13 3:00pm 8/13/13 3:00pm

While We Await the Royal Baby, Here'a a Terrifying Kate Middleton Cake

Kate Middleton is reportedly in labor. Let's celebrate by looking at pictures of the Royal Princess of the United Cakedom, "Cake Middleton." As a life-sized cake rendition of a human being, it's, predictably, equal parts impressive and a true terror to behold. » 7/22/13 3:00pm 7/22/13 3:00pm