The Guy from Devo Is Sorry About His Twin Towers-Shaped Wedding Cake, Which He Says Was a 'Set-Up'

Devo singer/bassist Jerry Casale married fiancee Krista Napp on September 11, surrounded by friends, family, and a Twin Towers-shaped cake with their faces on each building. Casale says he’s very sorry about that last part, photos of which quickly made their way onto TMZ. »9/15/15 9:21am9/15/15 9:21am


Mariah Carey's Mother's Day Cake Was the Most Mariah Cake Ever 

For Mother’s Day, Mariah’s manager gifted her with a thousand-dollar cake dusted in real gold, crafted in the shape of a size eight platform stiletto heel with a strap in the shape of a butterfly. The only way this cake would be more perfectly Mariah is if it were delivered and consumed within the magical confines of… »5/12/15 9:30am5/12/15 9:30am

Jennifer Aniston Is at Maybe 20% Theron in the Trailer for Cake

For months, we've been hearing about Jennifer Aniston's complete transformation for her role in the movie Cake. And by complete transformation, I mean she doesn't wear pretty make up (she wears ugly makeup) and she stopped exercising regularly for the film, which basically makes her, um, a regular-ass person. She… »11/26/14 9:31am11/26/14 9:31am

USA, USA: This Pizza Cake Will Give You a Heart Attack and Diabetes

Welcome to America, land of dreams and opportunity and the only place where someone decided that it would be a good idea to make a cake out of pizza. Because just regular pizza isn't enough. It's broken. You need to fix it so that each bite threatens to give you a stroke. Because what good is dinner if it's not… »9/30/14 9:30pm9/30/14 9:30pm

Maleficent Cake is Crazy Realistic, Deeply Unsettling, Delicious

I have never in my day seen such a delectable and terrifying treat in my life. The Tattooed Bakers from London have taken the art of cakes to the next level with this amazingly realistic rendition of Angelina Jolie's character from the upcoming Maleficent movie. But these bakers have quite the repertoire of edibles… »5/25/14 6:30pm5/25/14 6:30pm

This Gleeful Ode to Muffin Tops Is Not About the Pastry

Just about the only thing that could possibly redeem the stupid term "muffin top" is an extremely goofy novelty rap song by a mother of two with lyrics like, "You're a mother-fucking warrior who likes to eat cake." (She sang softly to herself, waiting in line at the bakery.) And what do you know? The Internet has… »2/25/14 4:20pm2/25/14 4:20pm

Man Celebrates 96th Birthday by Accidentally Eating Rat Cake

Do you like cake? Are you one of those people who never got over childhood birthday parties and the sweet, smoky smell of snuffed candles mingling with buttercream icing? If you murmured "yes" to your computer, then the next sentence you read will horrify you and quite possibly turn you into a PIE person. An old… »2/23/14 1:00pm2/23/14 1:00pm

Aziz Ansari Imagines a Marriage Proposal in a World Devoid of Marriage

In this clip from his upcoming Netflix special, comedic powerhouse/Harris' cousin Aziz Ansari puts that whole matrimony thing into perspective, envisioning what a proposal would look like if marriage never existed. Sure enough, the whole idea of nuptials now seems a lot creepier than those wedding videos set to Bruno… »10/25/13 5:15pm10/25/13 5:15pm