Here's a New Trailer for the Saved By The Bell Movie

As the agonizing seconds between now and the Labor Day airdate of The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story on Lifetime tick by, there's little respite for fans who simply cannot wait to learn what really happened behind the scenes of a teen sitcom that aired two decades ago. But now — thank god — there's another… »8/18/14 6:00pm8/18/14 6:00pm


In a somewhat surprise merger, Comcast is set to acquire Time Warner Cable for about $45 billion, un

In a somewhat surprise merger, Comcast is set to acquire Time Warner Cable for about $45 billion, uniting the two biggest cable companies in the U.S. When reached for comment about the merger, representatives from both companies said "someone would be by between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. to explain it more." And this has been… »2/12/14 11:25pm2/12/14 11:25pm

Professional Dipshit Writes Bizarrely Sexist Screed Against Cable Host

Earlier this week, Crossfire, the ancestral home of partisan cable TV shouting, returned to CNN because apparently no one has any new ideas for a TV debate show that isn't bad. And while reviews for the the program's zombie reanimation were tepid-to-negative, one in particular stuck out for its confusingly enraged… »9/10/13 4:00pm9/10/13 4:00pm

Mitt Romney Is Too Busy Killing Muppets to Answer Kids' Interview Questions

In case you missed it: Less than a week after threatening to murder Big Bird and then chuckling about it in front of millions of horrified but oddly entranced Americans, Presidential Candi-bot Mitt Romney has dealt another overly theatrical middle finger to the kids in America — he's become only the third candidate in… »10/09/12 1:35pm10/09/12 1:35pm

This Won't End Well: MTV Casting Show about People who Lie on the Internet

Piggybacking on success of the maybe-real, maybe-fake documentary Catfish (spoiler alert! Someone lies on the internet!), MTV has begun casting a TV spinoff of the show. So if you or someone you know is about to become entangled in a web of lies, if you're maintaining multiple fake social networking accounts or… »7/05/12 11:00am7/05/12 11:00am

If You Love Your Dog, You'll Let Him Watch TV All Day

We give our dogs so much in life—multiple walks a day, belly rubs, bones, treats, expensive trips to the vet, and, often, precious real estate in our very own beds. Yet now it appears that we might also need to get them their own TVs so that they can watch their own cable channel while we're away at work trying to… »4/26/12 6:30pm4/26/12 6:30pm