South Dakota State Rep. Steve Hickey has issued a heartfelt anti-buttfucking appeal to his local newspaper and posted the entire thing on Facebook. It's awesome.

Cocaine could make people more susceptible to contracting HIV, according to a new study. Without reading it, I'm assuming this has to do with how cocaine also makes people more susceptible to butt sex.

Brian McKnight, the guy behind the late 90's junior high slow dancing hit "Back at One" is back with a new song they most certainly will not be playing at middle school dances anytime soon: a jam about how looking at anal sex is great. And it's got a nice beat for a discotheque.

I currently field so many questions about my butt that I feel like I'm its tour guide (we're walking, we're walking, to the right you have the prostate... don't touch it! Photos only!) and I have family members who don't know how my boyfriend and I met, but turn into Sam I Am on the subject of gay buttsex, popping up…

• Slut Machine faithfully live-blogged the lackluster Top Model finale.
  
• Newly crowned ANTM winner Saleisha taught us that to be on top, you have to be up Tyra's bottom.
  
• Janice Dickinson called Tyra's bottom fat.
  
• You know who didn't teach us about going up the butt? Lame dudes in Cosmo.
  
• But Cosmo did tell us about getting…

When Pillhead IM'd me a couple of days ago to ask for a comment for her fabulous piece (no pun intended), it got me thinking about that idiot guy and his fascination/obsession with anal sex. To a degree, no matter how much women will dish on vaginal intercourse and cunnilingus, there are very few of women that are…