Jennifer Lopez's 45-Year-Old Butt Stars in Her New 'Booty' Video

Do you have a big booty? If so, you should put it in a small swimsuit, then drench it in water and possibly oil while you shake it around and take much pride in what God (or other avenues) gave you. At least, that's what I've learned from Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's new video for "Booty" their much-publicized… » 9/19/14 10:20am 9/19/14 10:20am

Here are 30 Real, Unretouched Butts, Because They Do Exist

Not to be outdone by Vogue (who has just discovered that big butts exist in the realm of man and not just in popular fantasy fiction) or Twitter (which launched a campaign to remind Vogue that yes, big butts have always existed), Refinery29 has published a series of 30 REAL butt photos. And they are glorious. » 9/16/14 9:45pm 9/16/14 9:45pm

#VogueArticles Hashtag Spanks Magazine Over Incorrect Butt History

Hell hath no fury like Black Twitter scorned, but this time Vogue was really asking for it. In response to the fashion bible's daft article this week about butts becoming en vogue thanks to white people's interest in them, the sarcastic hashtag #voguearticles exploded. If André Leon Talley isn't there to teach the… » 9/12/14 5:20pm 9/12/14 5:20pm

Correction: Jessica Simpson Doesn't Actually Want a Rounder Butt

On Wednesday, Jezebel received intel indicating that Jessica Simpson was "shopping around for a fuller, rounder butt a la Kim K." This information came from The National Enquirer via Radar Online via an email from a PR company. The validity of this missive, however, would quickly be called into question. » 8/20/14 3:20pm 8/20/14 3:20pm

10 Things of Note In Nicki Minaj’s 'Anaconda' Video

Last night at midnight, the world was finally blessed with the video for Nicki Minaj's latest single, Anaconda. The song itself has always been a bit meh, we all knew this. But she more than made up for it with an aggressive hype campaign and the video itself certainly lived up to expectations. If nothing else, Nicki… » 8/20/14 3:00pm 8/20/14 3:00pm

Gay Sex Is Like Eight People Taking a Dump in Your Bed, Says GOP Genius

Remember Steve "Your Butt Is a Garbage Alley" Hickey from last week? Well, he's BACK! Already!!! With more butt stuff!!!!! You'd think that being made fun of by the entire nation for being an anus-obsessed weirdo who maybe doesn't know how sex works might cause a person to walk back their poo-themed anti-gay rhetoric,… » 5/07/14 3:15pm 5/07/14 3:15pm