Buns of Anarchy: A Retrospective of Jax Teller's Beautiful Butt

Now that Sons of Anarchy is over, there's a hole in my Tuesday evening schedule, there's no more SAMCRO and most importantly, no more copious shots of Jax Teller's bare butt in action. REAL TEARS. In memorial, here is a collection of Jax's butt, played by Charlie Hunnam's actual butt, in various emotional moments. I… » 12/16/14 4:20pm 12/16/14 4:20pm

Here Is a Very Good Piñata of Kim Kardashian's Butt

We thought we'd reached Peak Kardashian Butt Parody with the Kim K. posterior made of Rice Krispies. We thought wrong. As pointed out by SFGate/San Antonio Express News, our descent into madness, our journey deep into the center of the Ass Wars, had only just begun. From Piñateria Ramirez in Reynosa, Mexico, that… » 12/02/14 1:45pm 12/02/14 1:45pm

Jennifer Lopez's 45-Year-Old Butt Stars in Her New 'Booty' Video

Do you have a big booty? If so, you should put it in a small swimsuit, then drench it in water and possibly oil while you shake it around and take much pride in what God (or other avenues) gave you. At least, that's what I've learned from Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's new video for "Booty" their much-publicized… » 9/19/14 10:20am 9/19/14 10:20am