Kristen Schaal Farted on Will Forte During a Sex Scene

There comes a time in every actor's life when they're expected to eat a whole can of beans on camera and then perform in a love scene. Kristen Schaal's time is now. » 3/31/15 6:15pm Yesterday 6:15pm

No, You Are Not Invited to Join This Coven

Here are Goldie Hawn, Donatella Versace and Kate Hudson at the Atelier Versace Spring/Summer 2015 show on Sunday evening. More photos of these perfect witches after the jump (including more angles of Kate's crazy dress). » 1/26/15 4:30pm 1/26/15 4:30pm

'Elders' React to Kim Kardashian's Ass Breaking the Internet

Kim Kardashian's naked ass on Paper Magazine may not have broken the Internet, but it is about to break the minds of some poor, sweet older people who volunteered to give their feedback about it. » 1/06/15 9:30am 1/06/15 9:30am

Buns of Anarchy: A Retrospective of Jax Teller's Beautiful Butt

Now that Sons of Anarchy is over, there's a hole in my Tuesday evening schedule, there's no more SAMCRO and most importantly, no more copious shots of Jax Teller's bare butt in action. REAL TEARS. In memorial, here is a collection of Jax's butt, played by Charlie Hunnam's actual butt, in various emotional moments. I… » 12/16/14 4:20pm 12/16/14 4:20pm

Here are 30 Unretouched Male Butts, Because Those Exist Too

Remember when Vogue announced that big butts were in and the world was only surprised about how out of touch vogue was? Remember when Refinery29 did a photo shoot of unretouched female butts in response? Remember when you demanded male butts as recompense? Well, here they are . » 12/02/14 10:30pm 12/02/14 10:30pm

Here Is a Very Good Piñata of Kim Kardashian's Butt

We thought we'd reached Peak Kardashian Butt Parody with the Kim K. posterior made of Rice Krispies. We thought wrong. As pointed out by SFGate/San Antonio Express News, our descent into madness, our journey deep into the center of the Ass Wars, had only just begun. From Piñateria Ramirez in Reynosa, Mexico, that… » 12/02/14 1:45pm 12/02/14 1:45pm

ABC Is Nervous About J.Lo and Iggy Azalea's Ass Cracks

ABC is reportedly worried about Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea flashing their ass cracks during their performance at the American Music Awards on Sunday. What a dilemma. » 11/20/14 12:50pm 11/20/14 12:50pm

A Historical Timeline of People Discovering the Ass

Our history is full of valiant and resolute explorers who ventured out into the vast unknown to better understand this little planet we call home—and also for their own personal gain. » 11/13/14 12:50pm 11/13/14 12:50pm

Ass Wars Escalate as Adrien Grenier Posts His Own Butt Pic

In a move that can be described as both "masterful" and "tragic," both "brilliant" and "sadistic," Entourage and and occasional sexual fantasy star Adrien Grenier has posted his own version of the Kim Kardashian ass photo. And it is erotic and horrible and beautiful and scary and I am in love. » 11/12/14 5:40pm 11/12/14 5:40pm

Ass Wars Heat Up: Chelsea Handler Posts Her Own Butt Shot to Instagram

Chelsea Handler has once again declared war on Instagram by juxtaposing Kim Kardashian's retouched, plastic surgery-enhanced butt beside her own natural hiney. What's beef? » 11/12/14 12:40pm 11/12/14 12:40pm

Update: ​Kim Kardashian's Glistening Ass Did Not Break the Internet

Kim Kardashian's spit-shined ass is featured on the Winter 2014 issue of Paper, along with the cover line, "Break the Internet." ::Wakes up:: ::Checks on Internet:: No repairs needed. The Internet remains unbroken, so Kim's mission failed, literally. » 11/12/14 10:00am 11/12/14 10:00am

Shopping for a New Ass? Dr. Oz Tells You All You Need to Know.

Today's burning question; if you're shopping for a bigger butt, exactly which butt enhancing method should you choose? Thankfully, Dr. Oz weighed in on this pressing and newsworthy topic during Wednesday's Wendy Williams Show. » 10/08/14 12:50pm 10/08/14 12:50pm

Jennifer Lopez's 45-Year-Old Butt Stars in Her New 'Booty' Video

Do you have a big booty? If so, you should put it in a small swimsuit, then drench it in water and possibly oil while you shake it around and take much pride in what God (or other avenues) gave you. At least, that's what I've learned from Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's new video for "Booty" their much-publicized… » 9/19/14 10:20am 9/19/14 10:20am

The New York Times Is Last to the Big Booty Party

Oh, hello New York Times, it's so nice of you to come! I've been wondering when you were going to show up. Unfortunately, the spinach artichoke dip is a bit cold and the champagne has gone flat. Most of the guests are pretty tired. I don't know if you heard, but the party started about 50 years ago. » 9/18/14 4:30pm 9/18/14 4:30pm

Here are 30 Real, Unretouched Butts, Because They Do Exist

Not to be outdone by Vogue (who has just discovered that big butts exist in the realm of man and not just in popular fantasy fiction) or Twitter (which launched a campaign to remind Vogue that yes, big butts have always existed), Refinery29 has published a series of 30 REAL butt photos. And they are glorious. » 9/16/14 9:45pm 9/16/14 9:45pm

#VogueArticles Hashtag Spanks Magazine Over Incorrect Butt History

Hell hath no fury like Black Twitter scorned, but this time Vogue was really asking for it. In response to the fashion bible's daft article this week about butts becoming en vogue thanks to white people's interest in them, the sarcastic hashtag #voguearticles exploded. If André Leon Talley isn't there to teach the… » 9/12/14 5:20pm 9/12/14 5:20pm

Vogue Discovers Big Booties

Yesterday Vogue published an online article titled, "We're Officially in the Era of the Big Booty." Cue all the eye roll gifs please. The article is a shining example of something Vogue displays oh so well: intentional cluelessness and an utter disregard for diversity. » 9/10/14 2:00pm 9/10/14 2:00pm

Correction: Jessica Simpson Doesn't Actually Want a Rounder Butt

On Wednesday, Jezebel received intel indicating that Jessica Simpson was "shopping around for a fuller, rounder butt a la Kim K." This information came from The National Enquirer via Radar Online via an email from a PR company. The validity of this missive, however, would quickly be called into question. » 8/20/14 3:20pm 8/20/14 3:20pm

10 Things of Note In Nicki Minaj’s 'Anaconda' Video

Last night at midnight, the world was finally blessed with the video for Nicki Minaj's latest single, Anaconda. The song itself has always been a bit meh, we all knew this. But she more than made up for it with an aggressive hype campaign and the video itself certainly lived up to expectations. If nothing else, Nicki… » 8/20/14 3:00pm 8/20/14 3:00pm