Gay Sex Is Like Eight People Taking a Dump in Your Bed, Says GOP Genius

Remember Steve "Your Butt Is a Garbage Alley" Hickey from last week? Well, he's BACK! Already!!! With more butt stuff!!!!! You'd think that being made fun of by the entire nation for being an anus-obsessed weirdo who maybe doesn't know how sex works might cause a person to walk back their poo-themed anti-gay rhetoric,… » 5/07/14 3:15pm 5/07/14 3:15pm

We Need To Talk About 'Butt Selfie Queen' Jen Selter

I tried to ignore this woman for as long as possible. I really did. The first time I heard the term "butt selfie" and later, "Queen of the Butt Selfie," I knew nothing but frustration and eyerolls would come from me learning more about either of those things. So I drew my mind far, far away from this human and her… » 4/15/14 5:15pm 4/15/14 5:15pm

Women Are Getting What What in the Butt? Cosmetic Surgery in the Butt!

Didja hear? The butt is back! It's been a rough couple of decades since it detached itself from your body and fled town, but now it's returned — older, wiser, and full of stories from the road. It smokes cigarettes, grew a beard and even built that house (The Butt House) you two dreamt about, all in an the hopes that… » 2/26/14 12:10pm 2/26/14 12:10pm

Sports Illustrated Celebrates 50th Anniversary With Ass-Centric Cover

Yes, we saw Barbie on the cover of Sports Illustrated, but it was just a promotional ad. Obviously SI wants real live flesh-and-boob ladies on the cover of the 50th anniversary issue. Here they are: Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge and Chrissy Teigen. And while traditionally, Sports Illustrated covers showcase breasts, this… » 2/14/14 10:50am 2/14/14 10:50am

Girl's Big Butt Brings Her Fame, Mine Just Gives Me Trouble With Jeans

Jen Selter is a 20-year-old exercise enthusiast who owns a lot of leggings and lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan with her mom. She also happens to have an Instagram account with over 1,400,000 followers who all log in daily to look at her impressive ass. That's not me being rude. That is literally what Selter… » 1/03/14 7:00pm 1/03/14 7:00pm