Like a miracle, except, you know, more of a dark omen of our certain and inexorable doom: a Missouri woman told a local news station that she awoke one morning and popped the lid off a tub of butter, only to find that it contained the face of Donald Trump. Evidently Jesus has fled and will not be appearing in…
You might think that with all the mockery of St. Louis that goes on, we Gawker Media writers are being unfair to the city that is just so gosh-darn humble that it can't stop telling you how humble it is. You might think wrong.
If you've always wanted to make butter from human breast milk, but don't know how, the internet is pleased to provide you with something you might have never even known you wanted: A tutorial detailing the magical process of transforming the fluid found in one's mammaries into a delectable breakfast treat. And there…
If you aren't drinking your own Bulletproof/butter coffee right this second then it's like you don't even know about things that everyone is doing now. So let's talk more about this new trend that is not really new but looks to be headed straight for a mainstream near you.
The stupidly named seafood shack that blew up Paula Deen's empire has been suddenly shut down. Uncle Bubba's Seafood and Oyster House has been closed to "explore development options for the waterfront property on which the restaurant is located."
There’s beef in the butter aisle. Last week, we learned that we could indulge in butter-y goodness again and this week, maybe we can't.
Yo! You can officially toss out your yellow-flavored aerosol spray-margarine! New meta-analysis indicates that, contrary to decades of not-at-all disingenuous hyperventilation by the diet industry, consumption of saturated fats does not actually increase a person's risk of heart disease. Fat in reasonable amounts, in…
America is currently in the midst of a torrid love affair with butter, that pale yellow ambrosia that gives toast, baked goods and casseroles of all kinds their addictiveness.
Tweeting from the doghouse—her current residence—Paula Deen was treading lightly, trying to avoid any racial controversy when she asked her followers what their favorite potluck dish is. She got a ton of responses! For example: "Black beans and white rice... On separate but equal plates, tho."
If you are in Denmark, go to the store and load up on as much junk food as you can right now, because your government is about to start charging the world's first "fat tax" in an effort to keep you thinner and healthier. Don't worry this is not a tax on fat people. It's only a tax on fatty foods, which the government…
Norma "Duffy" Lyon, famous for the butter sculptures she created for the Iowa State Fair, has died at the age of 81. Lyon sculpted cows, Elvis, and gymnast Shawn Johnson out of butter over the course of her fifty-year career. She's survived by her husband, nine children, and twenty-three grandchildren — says her…
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A new and weirdly snarky study points out the obvious: Movie food is not healthy. On popcorn: "They don't call them tubs for nothing." And: "Suggestion: Move your cardiologist's phone number to your speed-dial before the lights go down." [NYPost]
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Today's Times takes on the Nectar of the Gods, aka Butter, and its evil nemesis, Margarine.
