Accused Butt-Chugger Denies Putting Alcohol Up His Butt, Wants You to Know He Is Not Gay

As first reported via internet freakout last week, a University Tennessee student with alcohol poisoning ended up in the emergency room after, allegedly, a night spent butt chugging. For those of you who have not been following along, butt chugging is basically an alcohol enema; enterprising students supposedly shove… »10/03/12 12:45pm10/03/12 12:45pm

Attention, Butt-Chuggers: Please Do Not Put Alcohol Up Your Butt [Updated]

No, really, don't. Don't put alcoholic beverages up your butt. It's a shame that the state of campus binge drinking — which once upon a time was just a fine, longstanding tradition of respectable keg stands and historically significant beer bongs — has come to a point where this even needs to be clarified, but here we… »9/27/12 2:30pm9/27/12 2:30pm

Remember That Time You Got Totally Wasted On Vodka Tampons?

A Colbert Report staffer has recently become a father and as such, Stephen Colbert feels its his duty as a fellow dad to warn him of the "unimaginable terror" of local news stories. One local news story that is particularly horrifying is about the supposed teen trend referred to as "boofing," "slimming,"… »11/16/11 12:55pm11/16/11 12:55pm