American Apparel Now Accessorizing Mannequins With Full Bush

This may be the most stereotypically American Apparel thing that American Apparel has ever done. A downtown Manhattan outpost now has a trio of mannequins in its window, clad in just translucent white underwear—all of them with a substantial thatch of pubic hair.
Secrets From 'Black Flower' Robot-Saint Condoleezza Rice
Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has written a book. Unfortunately, much of that book tries to justify all that lying the Bush administration did to get us into Iraq. Fortunately, she spends some of the book indulging the public's desire to learn about how everyone in the Bush White House was behind closed…
Bush Says Kanye's Katrina Outburst Was Worst Moment Of His Presidency
— Or so he writes in his memoir Decision Points. Bush also tells Matt Lauer that "the misery in Louisiana affected me deeply as well," but Kanye declaring he "doesn't care about black people" was still a "disgusting moment."
Cats Evicted From Bush Library Grounds • Miss America In Favor Of A Lesbian Winning Pageant
• A group of feral cats have been left homeless from the construction of the George W. Bush library. Volunteers are transporting the squatting felines to a new site, but it is difficult because "cats don't like to move." •
Bush Coins Top Political Catchphrase • California Flasher Gets 10 Years In Prison
• Bush's "I can hear you" has been named the top political catchphrase of the decade, according to a company that apparently decides random shit like this. "Global warming" came in second, and "war on terror" was number three.
Teen Pregnancy, STDs Rose In Bush Years • Anti-Abortion Zealot Threatens "Violent Convulsions"
A CDC study found that rates of teen pregnancy and STDs rose during the Bush years, reversing earlier decreases. Gee, maybe abstinence-only doesn't work? •
"Provider Conscience" Provisions Won't End With Bush Presidency
Though Obama is considering a repeal of Bush-era regulations that allow health care providers to refuse to give treatment that conflicts with their beliefs, most states have older laws that still safeguard "provider conscience."
Sarah Haskins Helps Women Name Their Lady Parts
In the latest installment of Target: Women, Sarah Haskins takes on the recent spate of advertisements that have a difficult time explaining what body part the featured products are actually for: vaginas.
Step By Step
The Obama administration has taken a step towards rescinding a Bush-era rule that strengthened job protections for doctors and nurses who refuse for moral reasons to perform abortions, citing the policy's ambiguous language. [MSNBC]
Islamic Militants Get Their Gawker On
After yesterday’s news that the Bush family’s 18-year-old cat India passed away, Islamic militants began posting sarcastic comments on an extremist web site.
Obama's Stimulation Package, CIA Pick Titillate The Hill
Barack Obama is back in Washington, and Washington is all about Barack Obama even as the current President is short-timing the end of his Presidency and shit is going up in flames.
Marines Giving Cows To Iraqi Women • Another First Feline Dies
• U.S. Marines are giving dairy cows to widows in Fallujah in hopes that the cows will provide a steady source of income. • A British woman with two wombs is unexpectedly pregnant. •
Michael Phelps: Doggy Style
The latest "Barney Cam" Christmas special starring Dubya's beloved pooch has been released today and it features none other than Michael Phelps! No word on whether it includes biting. Watch the video here. [NBC Sports]
W. Is "Neither Controversial Nor Daring"
Lindsay Loan & Sam Ronson: Splitsville? Or Engaged?
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: On the rocks??? Apparently LL loves to party and Sam is shuns the spotlight; plus Sam's a thoughtful person and isn't sure how she comes across in this "celebrity romance." Gah. [Daily Mail]
- Wait a minute! Sam proposed?! While she and Lindsay were on vacay in Mexico! With a Cartier…
US Halts Funding Condoms For African Clinics • Common Herpes Virus Linked To Brain Cancer
Pig Lips, Crazy Eyes, Camille Paglia And The Dear Leader
This Week, Butts Were Waxed, Babies Were Born, And Bush's Spokespretty Was Stupid
- Past Fashion: Easter outfits!!!
- Slut Machine returned from vacation and brought back some advice about buttcracks.
- You told us what happens to your buttcracks — and all your other lady bits — when you are with child. (Pssst: you pee your pants a lot)
- We learned about man parts too.
