'Real Sex Is Easier to Film Than Fake Sex' and More from Boogie Nights

Just in time for Christmas, here's an in-depth look at Hollywood's glitziest film about porn, Boogie Nights! *insert tasteless joke about Christmas and balls here* » 12/10/14 5:10pm 12/10/14 5:10pm

Sunday Sign Off: Dolly Parton Is Probably Having a Great B-Day Party

Jealous much? Don't worry — Burt will be finished sneakin' around with Dolly Parton in plenty of time to provide you with your evening's worth of internet giggles. » 1/19/14 6:30pm 1/19/14 6:30pm

Saturday Night Social: Watch Burt Reynolds Rise 'Out Of The Ashes'

In 1992, Burt Reynolds, America's most important, influential, brilliant and perfect actor and human being ever walked on to the stage at the Golden Globes and delivered what all film and music and theater and television historians throughout space and time unanimously refer to as The Greatest Entertainment Award… » 11/02/13 9:59pm 11/02/13 9:59pm

Broke-Ass Lindsay Lohan Moves Back in With Her Mom

Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her teenage bedroom on Long Island with mom/"cool mom"/party friend Dina because Thomas Wolfe was wrong: you CAN go home again. Supposedly she's returned home to help pay the mortgage on the Lohan family abode (although she herself is strapped for cash, so I don't really see how… » 2/07/13 9:00am 2/07/13 9:00am

Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti Split With No Hard Feelings, For Real

Unfortunately, The Year That Love Died appears to be extending into 2013: Actress, vocal feminist and possible Kentucky senatorial candidiate Ashley Judd and her husband, three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, are divorcing after eleven years of marriage, which is like a golden anniversary in celebrity years. » 1/30/13 9:00am 1/30/13 9:00am

This One Time, Kourtney Kardashian Dribbled Some Breast Milk Onto Kim's…

This is actually what Gen. Kurtz is referring to when he cries "The horror, the horror!" at the end of Heart Of Darkness: the exploits of the Klardashiarns take a bizarre turn on the upcoming episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami when Kourtney Kardashian dribbles some fresh breast milk onto Kim Kardashian's » 1/26/13 11:30am 1/26/13 11:30am

Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, Upgrades to a Furby with a Wig on It

Well, Sarah Palin's three-year contract as a contributor at Fox News is finally up, and, strangely enough, they've decided not to re-up. Palin is out. I honestly have no idea why—is it their stringent adherence to journalistic ethics? Their disdain for self-aggrandizing liars? Their reluctance to heap airtime upon… » 1/25/13 8:00pm 1/25/13 8:00pm

Mila Kunis Is Pregnant, Declare Tabloid Gynecologists

Today in unbaby news, after taking a stroll with Ashton Kutcher during which she displayed "significant roundness in the stomach area" over the weekend, Mila Kunis immediately got the baby-bump media treatment. Can we expect Ashmi spawn in the next 9 months?! What will they name her?! When will I get another job, and… » 10/29/12 9:00am 10/29/12 9:00am

Megan Fox: "I've Only Been With Two Men"; Spencer (Literally) Bites…

Jon Gosselin Gets Rid Of Family Dogs; Chris Brown Begins Community…

To Strip Or Not To Strip?

I usually do not wax. Mostly because I'm cheap and lazy. The state of my pubes generally has nothing to do with whether or not I'm getting some: it's semi-seasonal but mostly whim-based. Like last week I looked down in the shower and I was like Jesus, my area looks like Burt Reynolds' chest! So i decided to get a wax,… » 11/15/07 1:00pm 11/15/07 1:00pm

If This Is Cosmo's Definition Of 'Naughty', Their Next Cover Had Better…

We've always thought of Cosmopolitan as our reliably-slutty older sister. Where else would you find tips like "if you need more lubrication before he enters, wet your guy's member with your saliva?" (p. 129! I know, right? Geniuses!) But when we saw this photo, billed on the cover as "The Naughtiest Photo We've Ever… » 5/21/07 10:10am 5/21/07 10:10am