Relevant news for those of you who were planning to leave your home in the care of a sitter the next time you go on vacation: A San Francisco couple hired someone to take care of their house while they frolicked at Burning Man, and were shocked to find that the guy watching over their castle was renting it on Airbnb…
Susan Sarandon showed up on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Wednesday night with a cough from Burning Man dust, and despite this somehow made a trip to this bug-infested hellscape sound like the most reasonable vacation in the world.
Guess what, those swarming insects aren’t the only bugs on the Burning Man playa these days.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Matt McGorry would like your attention, Burning Man still looks like hell and Selena Gomez took off all her clothes.
This video that Katy Perry posted of herself at Burning Man is my worst nightmare. Perry, wearing a fur coat and goggles, clearly living out some Tank Girl /Mad Max: Fury Road fantasies, starts off spinning around on a Segway, then falls off and has to chase the scooter as it rolls away in the dust. Her caption…
The risk of bug bites, death, and Julia Allison weddings is far too high for me to feel remotely comfortable spending a week on the playa as a Burning Man attendee. I am, however, more than happy to make fun of the whole thing from afar. Fortunately, so are plenty of other people, and some of them write musicals.
“Burning Man is coming up!” a Topshop executive must have realized with a start, perhaps during an early-morning squash game against himself. “How” [thwack] “can” [thwack] “we” [thwack] “differentiate” [thwack] “ourselves?” [thwack]
The couture collections for fall are debuting in Paris this week, but we have already declared ourselves deceased after day one: Atelier Versace giving itself over to the festival fashion ideal and dropping straight Coachella bombs on the runway, complete with flower crowns.
Julia Allison's marriage to herself has taken place, and with it comes details of the ceremony: Allison writes on Facebook that she "greatly appreciated the naked man who looked like Jesus dancing like a crazy person to 'Don't Stop Believing' played at the reception. It was an 'Only at Burning Man' moment." She also…
A woman died at Burning Man on Thursday after falling under a bus transporting event participants.
Grover Norquist and the rest of the unruly drug addled anarchists who planned on descending on the annual debauchathon known as Burning Man will have to hold off for at least another 24 hours — rain has made the road to the Nevada desert fest unpassable.
A helpful individual provided Jezebel with a copy of the email invitation sent to potential guests of the wedding of a woman who needs no introduction, Julia Allison.
Thanks to a tip-off from Jesse Angelo at the New York Post, it has come to our attention that former Gawker favorite Julia Allison is getting married to herself at Burning Man at the end of August. "After years of struggling to love myself and looking outside to my parents, the media and of course - men - for…
I very much enjoy making fun of Burning Man attendees. I did it last year. I did it before I worked at Jezebel, when I lived in the Bay Area (I pray all of you will one day experience the glory of a burner-free San Francisco weekend). I hope I live to do it again. There's just so much to work with, especially now…
If you're at/headed to Burning Man, just know that the dude with LED poi sticks and cowboy hat made of desecrated muppet fur might be really, really happy to see you — but he's also got a gun in that American Flag thong.
Some San Franciscans like to joke about how the last week of August is the best time to hang out in the city because all of the burners are far away at Burning Man, finding themselves in a whirl of "Mother Earth" themed campsites and MDMA.