Probably-Fake Burlington Coat Factory Twitter Feed is a Damn Treasure

Burlington Coat Factory: they're more than great coats. They're also the namesake of an incredible — albeit probably fake — Twitter feed that's one-third Google Translate misfire, one-third crotchety shopkeeper, one-third corporate Twitter parody, 100% awesome. » 9/18/13 2:20pm 9/18/13 2:20pm

Vermont Kids Won't Party If They Can't Grind

South Burlington High School students demand their inalienable right to sexydance! So when their school banned grinding at the Winter Ball, the kids said, "nuh-uh, no way," and refused to buy tickets. No grinding = no kids = no dance. » 1/08/11 4:40pm 1/08/11 4:40pm