Seven men have been convicted or pleaded guilty in London to stealing £14 million —$20 million— in gold, diamonds, sapphires, and cash from an underground vault. It’s believed to be the largest burglary in English history, and certainly the funniest: The ringleader, according to police, was 76 years old, and he used…
An Uber driver in Athens, Georgia has been arrested and charged with sexually assaulting a woman and burglarizing her home after dropping her off earlier in the night.
50 Cent is currently being investigated by Las Vegas authorities due to allegations of theft. Robert Marin, owner of LAX Jewelry Co., says 50’s men stole two pieces of jewelry from him that are worth $250K.
About six months ago, the apartment I was living in at the time got robbed. Today, a detective called to tell me there'd been a DNA hit in the case — the burglar, besides being a burglar, also took a healthy swig out of my lemonade carton. That's rude.
If you live in Brooklyn, you'd better get all that shit you bought off Etsy and put it in some kind of whimsical vault with a vintage vinyl covering, because hipsters are coming for you and your OOAK bear sex ring. (And they're taking cameras, too. How else they gonna take some dope selfies?)
There's a new, hilarious twist in the "million dollar" burglary of Theresa Roemer's infamous three-story closet: the jewels and designer handbags that were stolen were all fakes. This is according to the alleged thief, who recently reached out to the media.
A Houston woman's three-story, 3000-square-foot closet—filled with designer clothes, shoes, handbags and jewels as well as a champagne bar—was so well publicized on national and local news that a burglar knew exactly what to steal in a recent million-dollar heist.
A 19-year-old Florida woman pulled a real-life Morello last week when she gained entrance into a St. Augustine home, changed into the home owner's pajamas, made some dinner and then took a casual nap on the couch.
Butt dialing, it happens to everyone. Sometimes you're on the receiving end (I once listened to my cousin try to pick up some "fly honeys" at a bar) and sometimes you're on the giving end. No matter how you slice it, it's always an awkward situation. And it was particularly awkward for two men who tried to rob an auto…
British police say they’ve arrested two burglars (perhaps of the feline variety?) after a break-in at Buckingham Palace this week. Everybody take a moment to chill the fuck out, because the Queen wasn’t in any danger, because the Queen has one thousand houses on one thousand different plots of land, any one of which…
Yesterday a fire was set at an obstetrics and gynecology clinic in Cobb County, Georgia, that is regularly targeted by anti-abortion protesters. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but employees of the clinic told the local news that there was suspicious activity before the fire broke out:
Okay, not exactly. But some lady in Tennessee allegedly broke into her neighbor's house and stole a bunch of weird shit, including a bath mat, tampons, and all the underpants. Strangely, she failed to steal a laptop, jewelry, or pretty much anything else that is actually worth money.
For Sarah McKinley of Blanchard, Oklahoma the past few weeks have been unbelievably harrowing. First, the 18-year-old's husband died of lung cancer on Christmas. Then on New Year's eve two men tried to break in her house while she was home alone with her infant son. One of the men made it through her front door, and…
Today in unfortunate news about criminals who happen to be homosexual women we have the case of Harley Rose Gifford and Britney Singleton, both 19, who burglarized 29 homes in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania this summer. Oh, also — Britney and Harley are "lesbian lovers." Not "girlfriends" or "a couple" or "dating" — I…
Over the weekend, thieves broke into the Rusaws' Texas apartment and stole wrapped Christmas gifts from under the tree and their 2-year-old Yorkshire terrier. Says 13-year-old Cameron Rusaw, "I'm not worried about any gifts. I just want my dog back."