"There is no such thing as a bullet proof bra." -Julia Roper-Smith, a representative of the Police Federation on female police officers in Britain wearing underwire bras. [Telegraph]

After her "Lauren Conrad Collection" was dropped from the L.A. celebrity boutique Kitson, LC has resorted to using her C-list celeb status as a bargaining chip to find people to wear her clothes. • PANIC: There was a bomb threat at the MGM tower earlier today. The entire building was evacuated, including the talent…