Guys, we might be contributing to canine unhealthiness with our love of designer pooches. As different breeds like the Pekingese or bulldog are bred to fit certain standards put forth by the American Kennel Club, including a shortened snout and an enlarged head, the pups might be cute, but they can't breathe.
Bulldog puppies! Why!!!
This reminds me of when I used to try and stay up to watch the ten o' clock news (with Dennis Richmond and Elaine Corral!) when I was in grade school. I wanted so badly to hear the murder stats, but I always conked out before the good stuff. (Also: GREAT PARENTING, MOM AND DAD!)
What a bunch of lazy lima beans! This is the problem with America. Get a job already, welfare puppies! Jeez, the system wasn't made so you could loaf around all day and just collect your government cheese(y beef kibble).
The prevailing consensus seems to be that this dog is a French bulldog, not a Boston terrier, but I'm no Mayflower Dog Show judge, so shame on you for trusting my ability to identify dog breeds. The point isn't whether this dog is French or Bostonian — it's how responsibly it nurtures these wild boar piglets. By now…
Need an early week pick-me-up? Here it is in the form of two adorable and wrinkly-faced English bulldog puppies having a blast in the grass. Let's give a special shout out to the 59-second mark when walking just becomes too much.
[Des Moines, April 19. Image via AP]
"The judges weren't looking for the prettiest mutt in the mix. No, they wanted to see drool, bloodshot eyes and bowed legs… and costumes don't hurt either." [CBS News]
