‘Buddy Cup’ Turns Friendly Toast Into Excellent Stalking Opportunity

When technology falls into the wrong hands, the results can be disastrous, like the Sith getting their skeletal hands all over the Death Star blueprints, or monkeys figuring out how to use firearms (trust me, it will happen). Much like a bemused monkey turning a handgun between its prehensile fingers, Budweiser… »5/01/13 10:25am5/01/13 10:25am

Drunk Children Love Watery Beer and Candy-Flavored Liquor

So, everyone knows that kids start guzzling whatever intoxicants they can get their hands on as soon as they're old enough to process angst. It's a confusing time—friendship bracelets one day, recreational cough syrup the next. If you could ferment teal embroidery thread into some sort of syrupy beverage, that would… »2/19/13 6:00pm2/19/13 6:00pm

Breaking: Beyonce Is a Human Being, Looks Like a Total Weirdo Sometimes

I know it's hard to believe (seriously), but Beyonce Knowles does not, in fact, look like a luminous sun-kissed angel 24/7. Particularly when she's in the middle of incredibly strenuous Super Bowl halftime performances. Weird! It's almost as though she's a human being with muscles and a face! Anyway, when BuzzFeed ran… »2/05/13 8:00pm2/05/13 8:00pm

Did This Budweiser Commercial Just Make Me Feel Emotions?

As I'm sure you've noticed, all the big fancy 2013 Super Bowl ads are trickling on to the internet this week—from the return of the E-Trade baby (AN ABOMINATION) to this hot lady making out with a nerd (fun fact: they blurred out the tongues on the Today Show). Now here's another one. And, confession, it made me… »2/01/13 4:00pm2/01/13 4:00pm