Heidi Klum Saves Son Henry from Drowning in Terrifying Evil Riptide

First order of business, when I become lady-president, THE OCEAN WILL BE ILLEGAL. Seriously, that shit is just a big wet menace full of teeth and ghosts. And the other day it tried to steal away Heidi Klum's son Henry and both of his nannies, prompting AquaKlum to jump in and save their lives in some epic mom-heroics. » 4/01/13 8:00pm 4/01/13 8:00pm

Brace Yourself for MTV’s Jersey Shore-Honey Boo Boo Mash-Up: Buckwild

Imagine, if your mind is capable of conjuring such macabre visions, the cast of the Jersey Shore chasing each other on ATVs, shotgunning beers, and going muddin' in their pickup trucks. If you successfully pictured this in your mind's eye and at the same time muttered, "Jackpot," congratulations — you think just like… » 12/02/12 6:00pm 12/02/12 6:00pm